L-dawg

24 | audhd | pls be niceys to me | he/him

[linkii]

ummmm i nvr introduced myself soooo here’s an about me!!!

my name is link, im 24 (00 baby), and audhd (austistic and adhd)

i use he/him

i’m indigenous australian on meanjin land.

i’m queer and asexual - any nsfw posts are tagged as ‘link after dark’ and they come at random so. sorry

interests UTC

things i like: girls, kpop*, fish, cats, animal crossing, girls, roblox & minecraft, furries & scalies, girls, girls kissing, etymology & linguistics, psychology & criminology (i am NOT in the tcc), ghosts, demonology & angelology, chemistry, girls, cat girl/boys/etc, australian history, burial rites the book, lockwood and co, dead boy detectives, sims lore, kissing girls, DRAGON AGE

* faves: p1h, red velvet, aespa, ive, enhypen, nct (all units), zb1, boynextdoor, xikers , tws, skz, etc

i don’t anti any groups

[pinkvbay]

Smoking my bigarette

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[ooppo]

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[carolsturka]

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[ginger-crvsh]

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[noelle-ism]

If crash bandicoot were homophobic, instead of spinning into and breaking crates, he'd spin into and break homosexual people.

[sailatina3]

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[hotvampireadjacent]

[thestuffedalligator]

Genies can only grant wishes that are things that an ordinary person could do, just better and faster. The jinn are the creations of a divine being, and so they are part of the divine plan and cannot defy the natural order of things; a wish granted by a jinni can’t turn the day into night or the sea into yogurt, but if you wish for a temple to be built, a jinni will build it by hand, the way men do, and have it done in a day.

If you need a wish granted that defies the natural order you gotta catch a leprechaun, because no god was involved in their creation whatsoever. They just kinda showed up one day in the nineteenth century. The Aos Sí have no idea what their deal is

[kreetn]

You’re not hiding this in the tags buddy

[flagellant]

i don't hide things in tags i simply allow the proletariat to determine whether it is praxis to make my statements heard.

[maggiedeshiboux]

the other reason the leprechaun shoots the king of england in the head is that, unnatural abomination against God and Fey alike or not, it's still Irish

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for