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Sidon is so fucking big I had to pause the game when he was with little Sidon because of the size difference, how the fuck did that get so big?? It's like those fucking dinosaur toys where it's like "put the egg in water and see a dinosaur grow!" Like holy shit

HOW CAN HE BE SO SMOL AND SO BIG AT THE SAME TIME T^T

rottentreegremlin

Zelda seeing lice in Link’s hair after he rather aggressively scratches at it like a dog and just asking Paya to hold him down while she removes every last bug from his hair because they both know he would never let anyone touch his hair.

Idk man I just think it would be funny if Link doesn’t realize that lice are in fact not normal because he isn’t exactly around people most of the time to really care about bathing except for when he’s particularly grimy and as soon as Zelda sees him again, she forgoes the hug is like: uhh let’s- let’s go to Kakariko.. and as soon as she gets there she drags him into Impa’s house as if she totally did not just wake up from a century long half conscious daze of fighting evil and demands that someone help her debug this foul beast because she wants to give him a hug without getting lice and Link is just happy to not be alone now so he’s pretty much chill until they start stripping him of all his clothes.

mochiwei

Link in four styles ✨💞

arson-yeehaw

hey of you're gonna be islamaphobic, blame the tal*ban's actions on islam as a religion or the Afghanistan govt, or be more whiny about how "billions of american tax dollars wasted" going into the war in Afghanistan you can unfollow me right now. what the fuck.

#i NEVER post non-fandom posts on my side blogs but literally this is a SAFE SPACE for muslims and you can kindly fuck off

I love going on rule34 and searching up something and a comment is like "omg I want to be his bitch 🤤" and the reply is like "thats weird but okay 🤨"

mfer YOU had to search the same thing to get here don't play games with me

#no bc this is literally an exchange i saw under a pjc of a lynel like HELLO #SELF AWARENESS #nsfw #stanger youve been warned

fioreofthemarch

please dont hurt me nintendo

zzariyo

things b stinky but a spontaneous pal/co-worker took me to get the tattoo I've wanted for 3 years HOHOHOHO

wadepturner

unsanctitude

these are months-old concepts of young Astor i never posted! i didnt like how these came out at the time and i was embarrassed how pretty i made him but now i think theyre okay. men should be beautiful

he's an older teen/young adult here, like in the 17-20 range, and at this point in time he was designated the royal seer of the castle because of his extraordinary augural abilities using the (then-uncorrupted) astrolabe