gay deer

i'm gay (she/it)

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[fieaux]

:3

[weekly-eons]

If you haven't, could you do a butch lesbian Vaporeon? :)

hope i got the right flags!

[dazeylily]

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

[orrangeslices]

I'm terrified of people even knowing it, because I know that some people will instantly lock that into their heads as my "real name" and eventually slip and say it instead

Something something that charlottan post about how even if people have only ever known you as the gender you transitioned to, they're still gonna think "oh they're just a boy that I need to remember to call a girl"

[dazeylily]

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

[dazeylily]

a wild strawman appears

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

[infinite-planes]

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

[dazeylily]

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

[dazeylily]

private area do not read

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"the tags, which are considered private"

[phallicide]

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted

[cat-boots]

lil girl things

[nosimpincurly]

[teratocrat]

clothing should be optional its 85 degrees out. we're going the wrong direction on public opinion of public nudity if we wanna make it through the next few centuries

[catharticscream]

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[fornaxter]

Ceroba as the Prisoner

[uracod]

[uracod]

[swagophile]

[siiiiiiigh] i didnt know if i was ever gonna do this, but. i have to. mom. other mom. i.. i'm cute.

mom 1: [GASP]

mom 2: we know, dear. we know.

me: [taken aback] y-you know?! for.. for how long?

mom 1: ssince you were a little girl, baby..

mom 2: i've always had my suspicions.

me: i.. i'm sorry..

mom 2: aw, honey.. its ok.. cute or cool.. we love you all the same.. you don't have to be dope for us to love you

mom 1: y-yeah.. more than just your swag.. you'll always be our little girl..

me: [tearing up] rreally,,?

mom 2: absolutely

mom 1: of course..

me: [ssniffle.. hugging my moms close] tthank you.. tthis is the most yuritastic day of mmy life

mom 2: what

mom 1: excuse me, young lady?

me: my bad

[rukafais]

shatter

One of an A5 print series I'm making for an upcoming event. I hope Defect can revive its friend :(

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[rukafais]

dirge

man the necrobinder is just so FUCKING COOL. she's in it for vengeance. she's got a giant pet hand. she's a skeleton!! What's not to like!!

[motherfucker-unlimited]

1 guy - Just some guy

2 guys - The Blowjob Brothers

3 guys - The Three Musketeers

4 guys - Weezer

5 guys - Burger & Fries

6+ guys - There has been no record of this many guys existing in the same place at the same time, this theoretical group has been referred to as "squad" or "fam" by some speculative scientists

[johnny-depp-is-loved]