Me: "I need some serotonin."
Husband: Stands up.
Husband: Sits back down.
Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."
Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit
Not today Justin

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i don't do bad sauce passes

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Misplaced Lens Cap

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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#extradirty
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Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@lionesshighness
Me: "I need some serotonin."
Husband: Stands up.
Husband: Sits back down.
Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."
Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit
Other actors playing real life bad ppl: I tried to really,,,,, get in his Mind you know,,,,,,,, I tried to understand what made him,,,,,,, the way he was,,,,,,,,,
Taika Waititi, galaxy brain:
on redbubble
This is the best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read! (Source)
y’all
a mutual of mine
suddenly has posts on their blog
with links to “find women to have sex with”
my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE
tumblr just got even worse
on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.
i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow
This is happening to allot of people! If you see it in mine lmk 😭😭
anyway season 4 is out now, go watch it
they’ve done it again
watch ‘queer eye: we’re in japan’ which is listed as a separate show on netflix
some eye practice 💞 credit: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh_gJrnB69C/
Today is a very special day
bitch is a Scorpio
I am a God.
Jennifer’s Body (2009, dir. Karyn Kusama)
Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama
For @sixpenceee
In the small town I grew up in, there is a One Man Cemetery. Located about a mile from a main highway, in the heart of the Osceola forest, lies John Daniel Williams’ grave. You must travel by foot to reach it. What was once a popular “haunted” hangout for teens in the county, it is now a highly protected historical site. For fear of vandalism, a chain link fence was constructed around the burial site, and forestry rangers routinely monitor the area. Williams’ family was one of the first to settle in the area, near the St. Mary’s River in the 1860′s, right after the Civil War.
Disclaimer: There are many legends and ghost stories surrounding this man and his family; I spent many a drunken night with friends in that forest and near Mr. Williams’ grave, and nothing remarkably spooky happened. We mainly scared ourselves into leaving.
My favorite decoration yet. (Source)
Amazing!
this is just. so fucking funny to me
It's funnier when you consider that Weird Al tweeted this in response.