a list of things i love about hunk:
heās fat. #blessed4lyfe
more on this: i love his tummy and his thighs and his big arms, like yāall, i feel so #blessed whenever heās on my screen
additional comments: Them Musclesā¢ļø
Smarter Than You but not a cocky shit about it
like seriously, heās so smart and like, itās functional smarts, too. he can turn really complicated stuff into easy, bite-sized info that lay people can understand. thatās pretty much the definition of Knowing Your Shit, cause you canāt do that unless you have a reallyĀ good understanding of the material. and he can also figure out alien tech literally SECONDS after seeing it, AND while under heavy fire. like damn.
heās nice AND sometimes kinda petty. relatable
*meets rolo and nyma* ādisTRUSTā
ānot to say i told you so, butā
heās nosy/curious to the point of being highly invasive and ignoring some boundaries, which is actually a trait i reallyĀ dislike, but the fact that it makes him a more well-rounded character makes me happy cause we donāt get that with fat characters too often
the only Sane Paladin. like, iām sorry, but the others not being freaked out by space? Fake. like bitch, i love space, itās rad as hell, but itās also the scariest fucking thing iāve ever heard of. black holes? i think the fuck not, i aināt about that event horizon bullshit.. and donāt even get me started on that dark matter shit, man, we know FUCK ALL about it. and fuck man, our universe is expanding faster than the speed of light AND ACCELERATING INFINITLEY because of dark energy, which we also know PRETTY MUCH NOTHING ABOUT and my little monkey brain just does not like that, yāall, no sir. and thatās just the totally benign shit, this isnāt even talking about ALIENS trying to KILL YOU. seriously. why arenāt they all terrified. hunk is clearly the only sane one.
even though space is scary and dangerous and Not Fun a lot of the time, he thinks itās all worth it because heās HELPING PEOPLE. the definition ofĀ āstay afraid, but do it anywayā. carrie fisher, aka Space Momā¢ļø, would be proud
his color scheme is yellow, which in unarguably the Best Color
related: his face when he makes said puns
his laugh!!! itās so!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the entirety of the weblum episode
*giggles*Ā āitās farting!ā
āhell yeah, the plan worked!!!āĀ āOH GOD, NO, IT WORKEDā
when he pulled that fuckin wrestling move on that one galra by elbowing him in the neck or some shit, that was awesome
just, like, in general when he fights, itās just like DAMN BOY get it
tried to form voltron by ramming into Keith and yellingĀ āCOMBINEā
wanted to be the head while ALSO still piloting the yellow lion. adorable.
he cooks and bakes like a PRO. need me a man like that, damn
that Thingā¢ļø he does with his hands
he says what he means and means what he says, but he doesnāt say it mean
the dorky headband he wears. is it for naruto? is it for tmnt? is it just a Thing He Does?? the world may never know
this is more fandom related but: literally the most shippable character in the show. a multishipperās dream boy
add your own Fave Things About Hunk, cause this is an incomplete list
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