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phan|superwholok|fob|mcr|p!atd|tøp|and other random shit

[inyourunderwear-blog]

she wants to dance like Uma Thurman; bury me ‘till I confess

[plsbuymepizza]

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[jaredandjensen]

SPN Hiatus Creations || Week 2 of 18 || SPN Music Moments

↳ Sam & Dean Singing

[fobomatic-blog]

Source

[timetodannce]

6/50 Photos of Dallon Weekes

[fobomatic-blog]

[urbanoutfucks]

“Women are more likely to be attracted to personality and men are more likely to be attracted to physical appearance.”

Woah maybe that’s because we teach women to see men as people and we teach men to see women as objects.

[traditionalwizarding]

Because it’s fucking biology you nitwit. Women desire comfort and protection and men desire a mate.

Who the fuck is teaching these classes on making people into objects, anyway?

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

unga bunga me just ordinary man. me want fucky big time

[gleekface]

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[blushing-phan-blog]

when dan does that thing where he fixes his fringe with one finger reblog if you agree

[trippingeyes]

Death Of A Bachelor + opening lines

[ganondilf]

I’m just really glad

[skillsne]

The fourth largest religion.

[rhube]

In the name of Adobe, the Reader and the Writer.

[mchaha]

2017 is like 6 months away and I still think 2007 was 3 years ago

[dundermifflinscranton]

Showed my boyfriend the scene with Bill buttlicker and he couldn't stop laughing! Easily in my top 5 office moments. 😂😂😂

[untexting]

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[boredpanda]

http://www.boredpanda.com/hottest-vet-pet-doctor-evan-antin-california/

[emperorcaligulove]

ummmmmmmm this post is missing his best picture