No you don't wanna be here believe me

🎨 (my scribbles)

[ruinedchildhood]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[kosame-ice]

[rogdona]

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[sandersstudies]

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

[sandersstudies]

[sandersstudies]

The true 90s baby aesthetic as computers in the home were normalized

[babybelminis]

why is it giving this

[saturnmortis]

[nadi196]

[thecoiledfool]

[misty-eyed-memory]

[qekouu]

Nowhere to go but up. May your tools serve you well.

[shinumeru]

Karma portraits

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[mx-warehouse]

POV: you tried to flirt with Olruggio

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[alysiusart]

The girls are sleeping.

Textless version below.

[mevil]

my beautiful wife that is scared of a closed window at night

[slitherpunk]

[birdyaviary]

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden