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[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[thebootydiaries]

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work

[thebootydiaries]

stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …

[captainofsex-deactivated2019061]

Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.

[thebootydiaries]

brah to what

[wilwheaton]

[winklevines]

[markv5]

мой дом хочет вторгнуться нечистая сила

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

“the evil spirit wants to invade my house”

[anotherfrenchwarrior]

Let them in.

[awwdorables]

[void-sky]

*gay intensifies*

[puphoods]

are you saying there are people so gay they’re unable to be seen by humans

[ptsdven-deactivated20240215]

asexuals, pansexuals, bisexuals, and aromantics

[raptora-markvi-blog]

[lilstinky-deactivated20221002]

bdsm but the b stands for bro

[funnelcloudd]

bro dude saxophone man

[homofocused]

[kelsium]

Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.

[left-reminders]

[dankmemebrowser]

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

[chief0keefe]

blue and light blue nice try officer

[theonion]

[slowspinningredemption]

some cheeky fuckin wanker of an insect: i can get in through the smallest gap in your window. i can traverse around your curtains or blinds and make it into your house. you can shut your door all you like, fool. i will simply find my way under the gap in the door and into your bedroom, where i will throw myself noisily at the wall nearest your head.

me, holding the front door wide open, a light on outside to further draw attention to the escape route: hey dude out

the same cheeky fuckin wanker of an insect: what is this? i cannot conceive of this massive gap, better go repeatedly hurl myself at the closed window 

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[beaujes]

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

[untuckedqueens]

[milkpropaganda]

This had better character development than most movies I’ve seen lately

[net-slum]

[lesbianloneliness]

sexuality: girls that could kick my ASS

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[screamyvegetables]

Crying. This is the sort of thing my mom would do.