Tumblr's After Dark Special

[lionstar89]

I guess they couldn't find a replacement for Brad's wife.

[lionstar89]

The table isn't wearing any earmuffs either

[dookiecourt-deactivated20131117]

Reply to this with your best peace sign

[cutiepiebaeboo-deactivated20190]

[spookykush]

[2-shane-s]

[guapular]

[sisqofanclub-deactivated2013122]

[sqvad]

[lesteslayss]

Lmfaoooooo nooooooooooooooo I’m mad they kept this going 😂😭💀💀💀💀

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[lionstar89]

People die, but what if to them at that moment of death life actually went on and the time table split? Everyone lives to be thousands of years old and they continue living forever and ever in this hell of a planet.

[thegoodstuffxoxo]

Alcohol and it's benefits

#1 no one will ever put you to bed like alcohol

[lionstar89]

#2 no one will ever keep you as warm as alcohol can keep you.

[lionstar89]

Monster Hunter Problems

Me and a friend of mind decided to play some mh and have some fun... get to hr2 and he's like "hey look a new form of Rathian lets kick it's butt". So I went with it, we got the quest ready and in our battle suits. Me thinking this is a normal Rathian with a cooler name decided using a weapon I'm not proficient with was a good idea. Friend: ready man? Me: hell yes. Random hr55 joins the room. He walks over to the quest board and joins in. Friend: we got this broooos Random hr55: You guys sure you're ready? Friend: why you gotta say it like that? Me: he's making me question my existance T-T Friend: oh we're ready lets do this. We then went on this quest. The Dread Queen Rathian. Pumped up and ready we charged in and once we reached it, I honest to God was immediately regretting trying to be a badass as it smashed my face in with one hit. I love you monster hunter but you make me so bloody mad sometimes xD

[animecorecollection]

Commission: Korra’s Show Off by Cessa

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[lionstar89]

My only regret thus far in life is that I never collected all 5 pieces of Exodia...

[lionstar89]

You've got the "Getserious", the "Jay Leno", the "Pissmeoff", the "Getoutofthedamnskyasshole", the "Flip again I'll ragequit", the "Easyhunt", the "Why won't you stop", the "NOPE", the "NOPE noodle", and the "Thunder Monkey"

[lionstar89]

27 years old, this still looks like heaven on earth. I want to be in here forever

[unclefather]

[lionstar89]

[left-reminders]

[champagnepuppies]

if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all

[badicaldude]

Is this true or?

[freaknationx]

lil bit

[lionstar89]

Damnit...

[tatianamooslany-blog]

[freaknationx]

I’m so done omg!!!!!!

[lionstar89]

Mind blowing

[mashable]

[lionstar89]

Ffs xD