PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
noise dept.
almost home
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor
todays bird
dirt enthusiast
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cherry valley forever
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@lioryaakov
you now have THIS jewish superpower
but it comes with THIS side effect
is it still worth it?
absolutely yes!
this will suck but it's still worth it
hm probably not
the side effect makes it totally not worth it
based on this post
(if they cancel each other out, spin again)
Gentiles/non-Jews of Tumblr, how well did you do in the quiz on Judaism 101 linked below?
0
1-4
5-9
10-14
15-20
21-25
26-31
32 :)
I’m Jewish/show results
This is the quiz and I did not come up with it, credit goes to @iswearbyalltheflowers on this post.
Absolutely no judgment, I’m genuinely really curious and I figured more people would answer anonymously here than on the original post.
jumblr folks should collectively make a basic jewish theology quiz that ppl outside the jewish community should have to pass before arguing with us about jewish theology. like what the fuck are these ppl doing arguing with me about the torah when they don't know about the existence of the oral torah.
It's been done, have a link.
I got 29/32 and have been Jewish since birth. Very Jewishly, I disagree with one of the answers that it says I missed, but it’s within debate range
31/32. I picked the Torah because the Torah is the only one out of that list that doesn't include Prophets and Writings. Honestly, I think you could argue that question both ways.
Honestly not sure which one I got wrong
To be fair, I was guessing with the Baba question. The one I missed was the book from 1565.
Oh, I just straight up exited out like "I guess I will never know which one I go wrong" and it told you which one this whole time? Yeah I might be a little stupid.
#29/32 and I was absolutely just guessing on the Baba Batra one and the 1565 one#the other one I missed was the *which of these stories is NOT in The Talmud?* and I am kinda delighted by the answer tbh#in a way I can't spoil without giving away the right answer
Chag Pesach Sameach, Appalachia-style
As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.
In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.
has anyone posted this one yet for this year?
Tikva Children's Home – We give children HOPE
Donate – Tikva Children's Home
Leaders of the charity Tikva, which runs the shul, vowed they would ‘rebuild, restock and continue’
Tikva says attack destroys vital food aid and injures guard as community vows to rebuild
this is the second time the synagogue has been hit this year.
Tikva appeals for support to restore Great Choral shul in Ukraine's third largest city
Yk fuck it Jewish positivity. From one Jew to another:
I love you Jewish people.
I love you Ashkenazi Jews. I love you Sephardi Jews. I love you Mizrahi Jews. I love you Beta Yisrael Jews. I love you Bukhari Jews. I love you Jews.
I love you Orthodox Jews. I love you conservative Jews. I love you reform Jews. I love you humanitarian Jews. I love you Jews.
I love you Jews who have had a faith crisis before. I love you Jews who have never had a faith crisis before. I love you Jews who are in a faith crisis. I love you Jews.
I love you queer Jews. I love you physically disabled Jews. I love you neurodivergent Jews. I love you mentally disabled Jews. I love you alterhuman Jews. I love you Jews.
I love you born and raised Jews. I love you patrilineal Jews. I love you matrilineal Jews. I love you convert Jews. I love you Jews.
I love you Jews who don’t practice. I love you Jews who do practice. I love you Jews who have a complicated relationship with Judaism. I love you Jews who find nothing but happiness in Judaism. I love you Jews.
I love you Jews. You are beautiful and wonderful and amazing and the world is better with you in it. You are precious and loved in the eyes of Adonai. He loves you. I love you.
I love you Jewish people.
I'm thinking of trying out the Reconstructionist synagogue in my city on Shabbat this week. I've never been to one and I don't know what it will be like, but I found out they exist (I didn't know there even was one in this city) and their website looks cool.
Chag Chanukah Sameach!
(Don’t worry, the cat was gently removed from the window).
This is a reminder to whomever needs it: do you have Hanukkah candles? Make sure you have Hanukkah candles because it starts in 4 nights.
Purim wall decoration, Kurdistan, 19th or 20th century CE
No me working today at a Jewish school during Sukkot and being nervous about mispronouncing Hebrew in front of the staff.
It was fun! I got to meet a kid with my name (I only know of like 2 other Americans with my name, which is more common in Israel) so that was cool!
I love being around other Jewish people so much. It’s great hearing teachers yell “no running in the hallways!” to kids named Roni and Talia.
No me working today at a Jewish school during Sukkot and being nervous about mispronouncing Hebrew in front of the staff.
It was fun! I got to meet a kid with my name (I only know of like 2 other Americans with my name, which is more common in Israel) so that was cool!
No me working today at a Jewish school during Sukkot and being nervous about mispronouncing Hebrew in front of the staff.
Yom Kippur starts at sundown tonight, but I barely ate all day because I was either teaching or running errands to the point I wasn’t able to donate plasma due to low blood pressure and dehydration. Uh, a 25 hour fast starts in about 3 hours where I live this is going to be an interesting Kol Nidrei.
#and yes I know rabbinically what I SHOULD do…but am I GONNA???
Mood this time of year tbh.
