Take the yaoipill, Ton. Hehehe!

I like cute animals and age gap yaoi. I may clown around but let it be known that cute animals and age gap yaoi are never jokes to me. 20+, under 18 please leave!

[liquidsnakedoubledeeznuts]

[spacerockband]

oh shit kaiwhekea at the aguas frescas cart 💯

[sacred-portal]

[archiveroll]

[guineapiggies]

Via messi_sprinkles

[tatzelwurming]

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

[liquidsnakedoubledeeznuts]

more of this

[everythingfox]

“A little princess in her realm.”

(via)

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[shrimp-pulpit]

hey its me your normal coworker. ignore the spiral-pattern fujoshi glasses.

[despazito]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[cutecipher]

[mousemilf]

can i say hi to you

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post