I read a post about absolute Damian and why his existence wouldn't make sense.
Sooooo I decided that he can exist, I present to you... absolute babian!
First of all, I will assume you know wtf with absolute batman and robin, but if you are here for batman probably you need context in the absolute Al Ghuls (SPOILER OF ABSOLUTE SUPERMAN, like, really, I will summarise everything happening there so, take seriously the SPOILER warning, if you don't want spoiler go to the END OF SPOILERS:
Ra's have the Lazarus pits, he founded the Lazarus corp a company that is basically super powerful and which only opposition is the Omega Men (LMFAO) controlled by Omega Prime who is Talia (she is in her father syde so the Omega Men are basically also controlled by Lazarus corp but they don't know that). Ra's wants Superman prime to be his heir, Clark refuses, so the manipulate him into joining forces with the Omega Men. Blah blah. Ra's is imprisoned and denied access to the Lazarus pits so he starts to age super quickly and Superman goes to read him to make him realize his mistakes, when he's close to death he redeems in his mind. Talia makes a distraction and goes to save her dad, Ra's tries to tell her to go without him and let him die, but she convinces him by telling him she would take him to the last remaining Lazarus Pit. But plot twist! When he is in the Pit he destroys it! And basically tell Talia that he was wrong and wanted to make amends and that his biggest mistake was how he treated her, Talia is really pissed and tells him to enter the Lazarus, Lois enter the scene wanting to kill Talia for killing Lois' father, Talia tells her that they could be even if Lois kills Ra's. Ra's is like "peace and love, violence is not the answer" Superman enters scene, Ra's tries to explain what happened, Sups don't believe/listen to him. It's chaos, King Shazam was woken up = danger, Ra's told Talia to flee and that he loved her, Shazam took Talia hostage, Ra's explained to Shazam that he was trapped in a box for 300+ years, Shazam didn't care and killed him. Sups attacked Shazam, Talia takes her dad's head and swears to burn everything in his name, blah blah, the end.
END OF SPOILERS
Now, what I wanted to say, after that Talia goes to Gotham cause at this point she's escaping, goes to find Joker (because he's rich and a serial killer, pretty sure he should have ties with the Al Ghuls) but before that he meets Bruce and boom love. Babian is made :D (and she is probably remaking the corp but that's not the point), but how this is absolute universe, she dies in a horrible way protecting Damian (sorry this only functions if she's dead) and Batman is seemingly the culprit (obviously he isn't, but who cares), Bruce doesn't know that babian didn't also died, and he's mourning his son and lover, while, cataploom, actually Dick kidnaped Damian thinking that Batman was the one killing Talia and that he was saving babian from Batman. And so, babian is basically an honorary Robin and grows up resenting Batman for murdering his mother.

















