lise 𐙚⋆.˚

(satire acc ; brothers karamazov unreality lore)

[liselottw]

all you "rpf is immoral" mfs have been really quiet since alyosha karamazov was on the news

[calamitysong]

does anyone know if god forgives you for writing fan fiction

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

[marteenster]

I really like those super fancy blogs that have specific pretty layouts for their text posts that come across my dash sometimes. Artists rendition of what I'm talking about

[supplementes]

girlblogger gordon ramsay: fuck me are those margiela tabi toe ballet flats. christ. and she’s back on juul again? no. you absolutely cannot transition to juul from cigarette that’s ghastly. and is that a white lace chemise with the word cunt screenprinted onto it with a kitten underneath? un fucking believable. right then, daydrinking time! *rubs hands together* yummy yummy

[greek-orthodox-priest]

we are born to suffer. and we must learn to make our suffering other people's problem instead.

[liselottw]

this one's actually a portrait (and a relic)... maman and katya's mother, another liza

[liselottw]

me last year with short hair!!

[liselottw]

me and katya "playing" (I was establishing dominance)

[liselottw]

I found some old photographs, does anyone want to see them?

[akashicrecord]

Watch Me Struggle Online For Free

[liselottw]

hi lise how would you feel if alyosha became a revolutionary tsaricide assassin

no reason just curious

even just SUGGESTING that ALYOSHA of all people could raise a FINGER on someone else is completely ABSURD!! if I ever heard such a thing I'd be sure it's an enemy speaking. besides, he doesn't have the temperament it takes. so if he truly did become one, I'd be flabbergasted and would probably flee the country like gogol always recommends doing when shit goes down

[liselottw]

lise, is yulia hot? If so can i get her mailing address?

I can't tell you if she's hot or not, to me she's just yulia (and even asking such a question classifies you as a karamzin pilled idiot from the capital) but you certainly can't get her address cause she lives with us!! no way I'm doxxing myself after publishing my rpfs

[liselottw]

Weird question, but what's your favorite flower?

had alyosha given me the 101 roses that I specifically requested he delivered at my door for valentine's day — those would've been my favourites forever!! but since that good for nothing monk hardly ever remembers poor old lise, I'd say lilacs. maman says they were my father's last gift to her

[liselottw]

How much you want to bet that Katya has a diary hidden somewhere in her room?

(find it and post it find it and post it find it and post it)

oh I know she does!! once upon a time I had even gotten my hands on it but she found out and hid it somewhere else after beating my ass😭 but don't worry anon... if my readers want me to post it, I will find a way

(ps from the very little I could read back then a lot of stuff was about ivan fyodorovich. and her aquarium, apparently)

[liselottw]

dear friends, it's been so long! feel free to ask me questions while I wait for yulia to bring me my midnight snack

[liselottw]

we are the daughters of the sensitive karamzin readers you couldn't modernise