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[theaceofarrows]

[duplexide]

[dectech]

???

[stewball]

[thesnailphilosopher]

happy anniversary to the great molasses flood

[goopandmuck]

[lisforlarsony]

@elvis-official

[kaelio]

[bagadew]

[kael-writ]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

[theblackparadeisdead]

HOLY SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY DB COOPER

[lisforlarsony]

Old spice rings hauntingly in the distance,

[beggingfordinoparents]

Day 791 of me begging them to have the Professor's parents on the show as participating guests alongside Ryan.

[lisforlarsony]

I respect your game, good sir. I too hope that they make an appearance with Ryan.

[lisforlarsony]

[alouiadina]

From a non-vulcan perspective, the Jim/Spock relationship is much like Gomez and Morticia Addams. From a Vulcan perspective, their relationship is more like Jessica and Roger Rabbit.

[meowthiroth]

[lisforlarsony]

[alouiadina]

I saw a post the other day about someone expressing awe about how bullets were designed to kill, but sometimes it has to be left in to save your life, then they added to it with something about intimacy of getting shot or whatever. I thought I liked it, but when I went to go look for it, it wasn't there. Is there a chance anyone knows what post I'm talking about?

[nevern0thing]

[haleyusesherwords]

The spectrum of human sexuality….

[nevereacheaven]

nothing could prepare you for the opening of the second paragraph (source)

[paulthebukkit]

kid, when life gets you down you got three choices

[paulthebukkit]

POV: your insurance claim was denied by United Healthcare

[beggingfordinoparents]

Day 522 of me begging them to have the Professor's parents on the show as participating guests alongside Ryan.

[shirtsthatgohard]

[longnuts]

Hell yeah white baby

[galaxywarp]

I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”