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[stansbizzle]

[lissaclaire]

fuckers sending my sister anon hate. making me all protective and shit.

go fuck yourself.

[micdotcom]

Everyone needs to see these #MuslimLivesMatter tweets after the Chapel Hill shooting

Twitter is hearing the message loud and clear: #MuslimLivesMatter. The hashtag is taking over social media following the shooting deaths of three Muslim students Tuesday near the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

There have been 22,000 #MuslimLivesMatter tweets within the past day. 

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[lissaclaire]

me.

[did-you-know]

The average person falls in love twice. Men and women both report falling “head-over-heels” only twice in their lifetime, and 1 out of 7 feel they are settling for their current partner because true love “slipped through their fingers.” Source

[lissaclaire]

I can confirm this, but not about the settling. My first love did "slip through my fingers" per se, but that relationship was so toxic. I have, however, only been deeply in love twice in my life, including my husband right now.

SO THERE.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Food Geometry [mrlovenstein]

[idanceitarotiart-deactivated201]

There is penultimate truth in this imagery.

[maudit]

[shipspassinginthenight]

Jack Nicholson preparing for the famous ax scene.

The Shining (1980)

AXE MURDER KILL

[snacktimecartoon]

[snorlaxatives]

literally stfu about android users bc sorry not everyone has $800 to drop on a brand new phone where all you're paying for is the fact that it's apple. Some people don't like iPhones, not just android users so pls stop

firstable my iphone was like $200 

and secondable you literally proved my point. why are android users so bitter……………………………..

[lissaclaire]

all of dis.

[lissaclaire]

2 posts away from 5k

why don't you ask me some things?

yes, yes. please do.

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!

a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

I went to a party once and everyone was supposed to pitch in some money to buy adderall. I had never tried or even heard of it but I was young and stupid so I gave them 20 bucks. Later on, after we all took it, everybody was going crazy and having a good time and I was just sitting on the couch quietly so I googled ‘adderall’ on my phone and learned that it’s used to treat ADHD.

I have ADHD.

I paid 20 dollars to calm down.

[piggyazalea]

White, stomping with misandry in your litas and Tina Fey gifs while simultaneously ignoring women of color and their feelings but having plenty of time to talk about winged eyeliner and discussing which white basic actor is your new “bae”, feminists keep messaging me saying I’m sexist for the piggy part of my url and I laughed and scrolled but then scrolled back cause I remembered I had a lil somethin somethin that might be relevant.

The title of this blog refers to these tweets that were the cause of me unfollowing her (how did you think I found all these in the first place, duh). If this isn’t acting like a misogynistic pig I don’t know what is. Let’s be real, azaleans (is that a type of enemy alien race?) do anything to excuse her behavior cause she’s a white woman doing black music with a body and mannerisms typically associated with black women. She’s pear shaped with a “fat” ass. Black girls with literally the same measurements are called ghetto and shamed for their curves. She raps like a non archival photo copied T.I., southern twang and all, but since she’s actually Australian and white her stans are okay with it cause once the mic drops she has an ~exotic accent~ and ~cute voice.~ Her use of misogynistic slurs to put down other women and build up herself are in your twitter bio cause it’s so swaggy hunty gurl spill that fancy tea!!! But when Beyonce, Lil Kim, Nicki Minaj, Trina, or any black female artist (who im not saying are without flaws) talks about “slaying hos” and how bitches should bow down, it’s suddenly a problem that requires full length articles in actual publications and countless tumblr posts. Like Miley Cyrus, she’s used black women as props and until recently had exclusively black dancers who twerked the fuck out on a hand stand, doin that thang while she stood there and occasionally gave a D- booty shake that the crowd still went off for more than the actual pros popping their pussies off the damn ceiling and filling me with the holy spirit. Do us all a favor and accept you’re excusing her being a careless racist because of her appearance. You can still wanna lick her pussy, bop to her white girl anthems or have your body tied to a carriage and dragged by Brad Pitt like Eric Bana in Troy just to reach that ass. But be real and quit denying that what she’s said is okay by anything but Donald Sterling’s standards. As Paul Mooney once said, “Everybody wants to be a nigga, but nobody wants to be a nigga." She’s a low quality xerox of black female rappers and white America couldn’t wait so they didn’t have to bop to actual hip hop anymore from the people who created it.

And for the 956 messages calling me a hater, a hater is someone who reads with no resume and critiques with no credentials. I have more degrees than a thermometer. I don’t know what bullet-less gun y’all were holding when you thought you had a shot at rationalizing these “jokes” when they’re not hot, not even lukewarm. Now run and tell that.

and have a lovely evening! xxx

  *feel free to reblog this without the text, i don’t want my opinion to dominate the conversation regardless of whether I feel I’m right (I am 💅) or not.  

[weloveshortvideos]

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

[waffleguppies]

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

[thoughtspirals]

So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong. God, what a Mary Sue. I just described Batman.

http://adventuresofcomicbookgirl.tumblr.com/post/13913540194/mary-sue-what-are-you-or-why-the-concept-of-sue-is (via twerkinshield)

WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.

(via carnivaloftherandom)

Seriously, I love me some Batman but this is truer than true.

(via handofananke)

[kittiezandtittiez]

[zoomerbro]

[lissaclaire]

OMFG I loved this movie so much as a kid.