lissie the lovely lifter

lissie. capitalism is a sin, we’re all going to hell no matter what. new to liftblr, new-ish to lifting. total saved: $1075 “role play”

[liftingthing]

MOOD

[sashasteals]

one tip for the era of masks we’re livin in—bring multiple different masks with you. like wear a plain black one but bring one of those single-use blue ones. you get heavy sussed or chased? switch masks, take off/put on a sweater, put your hair up/down (or use a hat if u have short hair). maybe adjust ur makeup if necessary. bam ur a different person now.

super fuckin easy to blend in with a crowd when mall security are looking for someone with a black mask in a red shirt and ur wearing a blue mask with a black hoodie.

[lissielift]

so here for the covid-age tips

[mrchandlerbings]

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

So many girls in the community are lesbians honestly who do I have to pay to get a lifter gf

[oldliftacc-deactivated20180319]

Same.

[etherealxlifting-blog]

Honestly

[anonlifts-deactivated20190422]

WHATTT I’m lesbian too my bois

[stellar-lifting-deactivated2018]

Reblog if youre a lesbian/bi lifter ✨

[liftingandthriftingg-deactivate]

Uhhh can I lift a girlfriend please???

[hawaiianshirtlesbian]

Not lesbian or bi, put I’m pan (and not looking for a man). Lifter girlfriends would be goalsss.

[bearylifts]

someone be the lou to my debbie

[the-art-of-lifting]

i never reblog things with this acc but i just had to,,, i’m a bi lifter lmaoo

[lifting-dragon]

pan uWu

[honey-be-lifting-deactivated202]

pan lifter 🌻💓

[naty-talya]

y’all I’m bi and I would lift an entire mall for my girlfriend if i had one 💔

[super-stupid-shoplifter-blog]

Bi lifter over here! I can’t believe there’s so many of us!!! 🙊💕

[lust-for-lift]

Bi ❤💜💙omg theres so many

[skimaskli]

Bi😁

[dangerous-etc]

Lesbain here where are all my single big titty goth gf lifters pls find me💞💖

[olivyalyfts]

bi big titty lifter goth gf here!

[liftylily]

uwu lesbians rise up amirite

[susiepowerlifts]

Thank me later

https://raddle.me/wiki/shopliftingml

The Retail Theft Master List

[liftcutie]

IMPORTANT

(sorry for shitty photo quality)

hi liftblr. haven’t been on in a while, but i figured this was an important post to make just in case no one has yet—yesterday at VS, my friend and i were lifting and found a sneaky RFID sewn in with the washing tags on a bra she wanted. this was the first i’ve ever seen them doing this at VS. only one bra had one, but it was difficult to remove because we hadn’t brought scissors; we actually just put the bra in my booster bag and cut it off later. be careful!!! if i hadn’t seen this tag we definitely would have beeped and maybe been caught. safe lifting everyone!!

[berrylifting]

check washing tags!!!

[happylifting]

the hauliday spirit

[purloining]

Omg this has so many fucking notes but it was too funny to not reblog I'm screaming

OP is barbieprivilege

[anarchismwillwin]

We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture.

[oppressionisntrad-blog]

Important things to keep in mind!

- never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store. Its likely you’ll actually harm them, whereas taking from a walmart wont effect much.

- never take items that a worker is assigned to monitor (usually super expensive items), theyll be in trouble for it. and its usually a minimum wage worker and usually they lose hours or pay, or they even get fired.

- similar to the above, never take things that are usually locked up for the above reason

- if its a store you know gives their near-expiration products to workers/charity, try to avoid taking the near expiration products.

- if youre taking clothing, avoid leaving hangers. it sounds weird, but itll make it seem like it was more likely an error in the computer than a theft, since the empty hanger sitting there will seem suspicious. 

- also for clothing, try not to take more than one item at once, as it will look suspicious if theres 10 medium shirts missing, and it won’t be written off as just a stocking error. and it will lead to workers being penalized

- basically just always consider ‘will this harm a worker’ and if the answer is yes then dont do it

like i was homeless for a while when i was younger and i tried to follow those guidelines to avoid doing harm to people who were probably not much better off than me while trying to get food for myself.

[tattoosfade]

Holy crap, is there like an unspoken thieves code or something?!

[admthrawn]

it’s a thing. I won’t even lie. I watched someone slip a nursing exam book in their bag at the store I worked at. She made eye contact with me and the blood drained from her face. I simply gave her a sympathetic nod and walked away.

I live in a small town and I knew she was a waitress at a hotel my sister works at, and people at that hotel don’t tip well during off season. Nursing exam books are 50+ bucks. Being a med student myself, I didn’t even breathe a word, and when inventory came up later and the book was missing, I suggested it was likely a mislabel, and the manager wrote it off.

Sometimes, thievery is a necessity. Don’t send people to jail over petty shit. 

[the-ocean-in-one-drop-deactivat]

Don’t snitch. That is all.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

We been saying snitches get stitches

[rogue-not-rouge]

[kill3rkl3pt0]

You know what this means stealy side of Tumblr!

[liftladychuu]

Script for Getting Out of A Store

So this is always what I do when I need a calm way to exit a store (works best if you’re at a mall). I know I always struggle with not bolting out of a store and acting sus so this helps me~ 

So after you’ve concealed everything, set an alarm on your phone for a minute or two, and make sure the alarm tone is something that sounds like a ringtone. The alarm will ring and slide to turn it off and hold it up to your face like you’re taking a phone call. Then I usually say something like this:

“Hey, yeah, are you done?”

*pause*

“Okay cool, I’m at [insert store here], want me to meet you?”

*pause*

(right here you’re going to want to start exiting the store)

“Yup yup, I’ll be right there. Okay I’m on my way.”

The important thing is not making the pauses sound super obvious and being able to smoothly start walking while in the middle of a conversation. Don’t look back, don’t stop, don’t fidget, and if you set off the towers just keep walking. SA seem to be more hesitant to stop you if you look like you’re busy. This seems like I pretty simple tip but I’ve seen plenty of people give the “fake a phone call” tip but sometimes it’s hard to think of a realistic sounding conversation while under pressure :)

[elratero-deactivated20160323]

Download the fake a call app it makes your screen even look like you’re getting a call.

[liftladychuu]

Ahh I didn’t even think of that, good tip!!

[opps-i-lifted-again]

💥 IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP!!💥

⚡️IF U POST PICS REMOVE THE EXIF DATA⚡️

IF YOU DONT ANYONE MAY BE ABLE TO SEE EXACTLY WHERE YOU TOOK THE PHOTO (I.E. FIGURE OUT WHERE YOU SHOP/LIVE/WHATEVER).

below is a website to remove the data!

http://www.verexif.com/en/

Stay safe 💕

[haullsey-blog]

For the anon that asked a long ass time ago that I forgot to find this post for

[cgjbkckcv-deactivated20191111]

rping this for the second time bc it’s important! please remove exif data before posting!! failure to do so will result in the broadcasting of your private information such as the exact location of the photo and the time it was taken!!!!! remove! exif! data!

[l1ftingdrifting]

[bdusueiskfnfkdsifjfh]

please reblog if you’re active as of november 2019 🎄

It’s hauliday season bitches

[lissielift]

i’ve been taking a break from l/ftñg, partially bc of being scared of getting caught, partially because i’ve had other shit going on in my life. i did snatch a thing here and there for the past few months, but i didn’t really do anything big. i also realized i had gotten to a point in which, since i mainly only ł!ft/ed clothes i had like no space in my closet and still only wore sweatpants. come to think of it, i could łÿft myself some sweatpants sometime soon.

i’ve missed the excitement in the store, the rush when i walked out, the satisfaction i’d get at home when i ripped everything i body concealed off, the joy when i would wear something new out for the first time and i knew, i didn’t pay for this. maybe i’ll start up again soon, maybe i’ll just continue with the sporadic snatch, who knows.

[glamlifter]

y does the liftblr community spell everything l1k3 th15?

Well because a lot of LP and brands search their results and we don’t wanna show up on those lol

[mami-lifter]

❗I feel like this is VERY important ❗

[glamlifter]

Yes. I agree in this too. I’ve seen a lot of people in the lifting tags not censoring out the brand or the store they lifted from but PSA to baby lifters or really all inexperienced lifters please CENSOR your hauls.

[floralemoliftblr-blog]

I love lifting socks and panties but a bitch needs to STOP. I have so many. If I don’t stop an avalanche of socks is going to rain down every time my bedroom door is opened

[lissielift]

i need to start selling bras