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hi i've been new here for the past 4 years (help) 2oo5 ; Argentine

[lisztoaf]

Menelaus: to Odysseus, I would have given him a city in Argos for all his people and built him a house for him and his son

Telemachus: and Penelope

Menelaus: excuse me young man and may you refresh this man's mind, who is she?

Helen: that is my cousin sweetie

Menelaus: oh yeah why not! We could add a service room for her

[lisztoaf]

Menelaus is Agamemnon's therapist, and Menelaus therapist is Odysseus who's also the therapist of Achilles, Diomedes, Agamemnon and most of the men. And Odysseus' therapist is Ulysses, who is also Odysseus.

[lisztoaf]

I just know that "fucking Palades" was an internal joke between Odysseus and Diomedes.

[lisztoaf]

So you know that when Odysseus sneaked himself into the city of the Trojans as a beggar and only Helen recognized him, this was their conversation

Helen: you are no stranger to my knowledge, king-

Odysseus: you must mistake me for someone else lady of Troy

Helen: I know it's you Odysseus

Odysseus: ... How did you know it was me?

Helen in a lovely tone: I would recognize a rat whenever I see it.

[lisztoaf]

The zodiac signs weren't a thing during the time the trojan war took place, but what if once the constellation was made a nerve hit you. As Castor and Pollux were ascending to Godhood the gemini nerve would just kick in Odysseus "oh that's a good kitty!" "No... I'm evil kitty"

[lisztoaf]

Diomedes: you're a kind of father to me wise man

Odysseus: is it because I'm someone you can look up to and find soothing from your doubts in my words?

Diomedes: ...

Diomedes: you kinda remind me of a rat...