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Who has the latest gossip?

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If you have gossip but you don’t share it, is it really gossip?

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who's rita skeeter got between her sheets?

“That an offer, love?”

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pick a favorite ship.

Giant orgy is my favorite ship. Or Severcas, maybe Lames or it could even be Fralice.

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who do you have the most dirt on?

I have all the dirt, sweetie, I can’t pick and choose like that, because some dirt is much bigger than others.

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mirror, mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?

Fairest? Oh, if you mean the palest, Lorcan d’Eath takes the cake in that one. @lorcan-death

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Probably not? More like definitely not. I've sworn off marauders

Straight from her own mouth, sorry Sirius looks like you’re gonna have to find a new lay. @canispadfoot

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is rita skeeter keeping her own nose out of trouble?

Don’t you know, loves I’m always looking for trouble.

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any good dirt?

Dirt? Well, of course I do, you know who I am. Alright, pretties here’s the latest news circling the office. It’s the good dirt, but I always have better.

Bellatrix Lestrange is expecting - father pending.

Surprisingly the Minister’s ball went off without a hitch, thank Merlin for that.

Peter Pettigrew can’t keep his pecker out of the Gryffindor girls, first Mary Mac then Marlene McKinnon. Is Dorcas Meadowes next? Probably not.

Evan Rosier... deystroy of all also can’t keep his pecker out of... well everybody. More the merrier if you ask me.

Dorcas Meadowes and Severus Snape sitting in a tree.... F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

James Potter and Lily Potter are expecting... seems marriage is treating them well.

A department Head has been nabbed... keep your eyes peeled for this man.

Rumors are circling that Marcel McKinnon has been spotted.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the gossip that I need to know?

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Well the masses want to know, darling. Are you going to keep everyone in suspense?

This isn’t about me love, this is about the readers. How about we hear what you all ship? Who do you want see getting freaky in the sheets?

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oh but we do, tell us Rita, who do YOU think she'd be banging consistantly

How about we skip this question and everyone has a giant orgy?

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who do you ship?

I don’t understand the question. You don’t want my real answer.

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I think Amelia Bones might have a thing for Rodolphus Lestrange, scandalous... his wife might have a problem with that

They tend to make room for the pretty ones, if Miss. Bones plays her cards right, who knows, she could be in the sack with two Lestranges. Lucky lady if you ask me. @aurorabonealis, @strangelyrodolphus, @caveatmortum

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CAN CONFIRM. Bellatrix does have a little spawn coming... oh my

I may be a bitch but I’m certainly not heartless. Congratulations are in order to the mum-to-be. @caveatmortum

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Saw Dorcas Meadowes leaving Severus' house looking pretty satisfied.... the rumors look to be true.

I’d pretend to be surprised but let’s be honest. I’m not. Hope it was good sex because Sirius is gonna explode. @foxlikegazelle, @severus-snape-litd

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