this :)

something that’s for sure

[litefoote]

which is more scary?

killer klowns

loving klowns

both

Voting ended onMar 25

[monsterfucker-molloy]

[ootpositivity]

Meow meow, It's Out Of Touch Thursday!!!

[kidcore-nostalgia-cakes]

Furby Birthday Cake, 1999!

[galileosballs]

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

[kittycarabiner]

"i don't have a type!" i say, adding another big, buff woman to the collection of women i like

[louclaudia]

JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"

[wholegirl-deactivated20150326]

haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.

[official-boob-posts]

I never at comments like that I see online because I just imagine with pretty good accuracy, actual children making these misogynistic remarks

[eosphoroz]

Not the Spongebob tieeee 😂 I'm dying

[zombiesheartwaffles]

I know this isn’t going to be canon but I am obsessed with the idea that Lestat’s furious objections to the book are entirely to minor, inane details that no one else cares about.

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[the-muppet-joker]

The Ideal Self

[autisticlittleguy]

So Rocky has a bunch of permanent carvings along his carapace like family crest, rulers and protractors, marriage symbol, etc. I assume thats normal for Eridians, but the possibility that it's socially equivalent to getting full body tattoos for humans is funny. Imagine seeing this super inked out dude, but you look closer and its just a bunch of tattoos like.

"I LOVE MY HUSBAND," "FAMILY MAN," "ENGINEERING4LYFE."

[the-muppet-joker]

Who is the Monster? Who is the Man?

[lampopos2]

CMS Thanks!

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew