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Me when it rains : I am so smegging chilly >:(

Them when it rains : rain <3

There are these girls in my guides unit let’s call them O and G and they are approximately 13 years old and they are joined at the hip a side effect of this is they act like an old married couple a key example of this is when they come to tuck shop (small shop where the young leaders ie me sell sweets) and they pool their money and the argue about what to buy resulting in this conversation I had to be a part of :

O : we’ll have two cherries please

G : no ! Three!!

O : no we get two!

Me : you two are kinda holding up the line…

G : but I love the cherries

O : BUT WE NEED TO BUDGET G!!!

#incoherent ramblings #guides

FUUUUCK I HAVE MADE AN ERROR

I just got a call that I assumed was a scam and picked up saying “hi I’m Mike I’m calling from spirited life insurance” bcs yk I enjoy ghosts and also fucking with people who scam call my phone there is a beat of dead silence on the line before the person on the other end goes “hello? Sorry this is capel manor collage” A SCHOOL I LOOKED INTO ATTENDING AND AM NO LONGER GOING TO so naturally I pull the phone away from my ear to hang up, but it takes me a minute to find the button because I’m freaking out and all I can hear is this woman on the other end of the line going “hello? Hello sorry?”

IM DEAD

#incoherent ramblings #ghosts bbc

hi idk if you were joking in your last post, so, apologies if this is unasked for and completely unnecessary, but the four times table is an important one! tables are really annoying to learn, but it's best to get to it as soon as you can, makes life a lot easier /genuine (again, sorry if this is overstepping a boundary, i know how hard this stuff can be)

Haha no it’s fine I do like TECHNICALLY know it but like .. not well 🤣 I don’t tend to come across math I can’t do on a calculator anyway soooo 🤷‍♀️ I’ll just keep learning random movies off by heart 🤣🤣

My toxic trait is the fact I know almost the entirety of the Mitchell’s vs the machines off by heart but not my 4 times table 🤣😭

#the mitchells vs the machines #katie mitchell #incoherent ramblings

Thinking about dandelion riots againnnn

No coherent thoughts just a vaguely dandelion riots themed dream and a disconcerting amount of muscle pain for someone under the age of 40

#dandelion riots #incoherent ramblings

Lil guyyyyys (gender neutrally)

They are a bonded pair I love themmmm

#tadc kinger #tadc queenie #kinger x queenie

Everyone get gayer

Get gay and be strong

Get really weird about your gender

Make everyone see how beautiful we are

GET FUCKING LOUD ABOUT IT

BECAUSE WE ARE INCREDIBLE WE ARE IMPORTANT

And we have always been here

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#lgbt pride #pride month #lesbian #pride #trans pride #agender

Me going under a tunnel on the train

Fucker stole my WiFi can’t have shit in the buried

#tma podcast

Hot girl summer ? 😑

Hot avatar summer? 👍👍👍

#tma podcast #the magnus archives #the desolation #the web #the flesh #the spiral #the slaughter #the hunt tma #the stranger #the end #the eye #the buried #the corruption #the dark tma #the vast #the lonely

I hate revision

Concept:

A giant evil Demon lizard thing from the sea I don’t know a horror is terrorising the town the hero subsequently kills it to save the town however because there was only one specimen of giant evil Demon lizard thing from the sea you are arguing it was an endangered and protective species and are trying to sue the hero on environmental grounds

#story ideas #writing ideas #story prompts #random shit

Seneca is on drugs I think

Edit: showed it to the gc everyone was suitably horrified except my partner who has adopted this thing and named him Charles 🤣😭

I looooove summer

Unfortunately it is now the season of my mother telling me to shave WHICH WOULD NOT BE AN ISSUE IF I WERE IN A DIFFERENT FLESH SUIT

Fuck gender norms

#agender #incoherent ramblings #summer #fuck gender

Humans being little freaks

Why do the humans keep assigning colours to random shit?? Like colours are something we made up like yeah we see the colours yay, we name the colours nice we assign the colours arbitrary laws …

Like I’m not just talking about that “blue is for boys pink is for girls” bullshit I’m talking about crisp flavours, school subjects, temperature, emotional responses alllll that weirdness

Is this just me ???

#humans are space orcs #humans are weird

Don’t know who needs to hear this today but it’s hot as BALLS go drink water 😊

#drink water #self care #summertime

Anyone else get like violently feral about words like .. this specific arrangement of words is so PRETTY and I LOVE IT and infact are so nice and pleasant I’m gonna EAT THEM

#words #i like words

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