traught, whelmed, and feeling the aster

Montgomery/monty/minty | minor | I love the front bottoms with all my heart and soul

[literally-lord-montgomery]

Widely considered a gay emo nerd and frankly they're not wrong

[literally-lord-montgomery]

Gay cieling

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4156:

if you have to use ai, make sure you... wait a second. why do you have to use ai? what possible situation means you cannot write it yourself? is there a gun to your head? 'have to' use ai. that's a good one. fuck off

[pukicho]

i need ibuprofen NOW will you help me please

are you a quest giver

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[canis-pluralis]

@falazaria

[literally-lord-montgomery]

Dead horse beating is literally my favourite thing ever

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[canis-pluralis]

@literally-lord-montgomery

[literally-lord-montgomery]

Damn, that is me to a tee

[literally-lord-montgomery]

Mrmr

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[bundibird]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a comminity label when they dont fucking need one.

[dysphoria-things]

it is always morally correct to force cis people to respect you and be as loudly and brashly trans as you want

[ineffag-swag]

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

[literally-lord-montgomery]

Hi minty

How does it feel to be banned from your phone rn

It was grueling

No music, no phone, I couldn't even paint because I didn't have my reference images

[gamejoypod]

Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon is undoubtedly an extremely skilled sculptor in chocolate but I think my favorite thing about a lot of his videos is the effort he puts into putting actual dessert food under the sculpture work

So many of his desserts & pastries have at least 5 layers of different textures & flavors. Fruit jams, caramel, cake, creams, mousse, cookies, meringue, crumb layers etc

That's what makes his work truly impressive to me, especially as someone who quickly got tired of the "knife that turns everything into cake" thing, where it was all basic chocolate cake buried under 13 layers of fondant

It takes amaury's work from an impressive stunt to "if I ate that, it would probably be the best thing I'd eat in my whole life"

[marisatomay]

so this is how it ends. not with a bang. but between a sex shop and a crematorium. 

[marisatomay]

in a way. all life happen between a sex shop and a crematorium.

[marisatomay]

asses to ashes … lust to dust …

[totally-india]

The place my family member stays in Paris is equidistant from a sex shop and a crematorium. I think that’s beautiful

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Free Tool Says it Can Bypass Discord's Age Verification Check With a 3D Model

The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.

Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!

And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity

[screenshotsofdespair]

[vaskemire]