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they/she, 25/ a Victorian ghost/ welcome to my life mother fuckers

[touchysoft]

Thinking about how when Ice got his diagnosis that the cancer came back, his last act as COMPACTFLT was to make sure Maverick resolved his biggest trauma that was still able to be resolved, that Maverick made up with his adoptive son, Rooster, that Maverick would still have family left because Ice is the last family he had, and Ice was leaving him not out of the man's own choice. Because Ice couldn't be there for him anymore, and Maverick needed someone, even if it couldn't be Ice...

Mav's guardian angel...

[towering-book-piles]

Mav as a cat shifter and he gets into the catnip. Starfished on the ground, eyes blown wide and looking unseeing to the ceiling, absolutely blitzed outt ahis head on cat nip. Sent tweet.

[boasamishipper]

happy 40 years of top gun everybody

[nonscathingbullets]

Can't stop thinking about super repressed fuckboi Ice who tries to convince himself and others that he's straight by constantly sleeping with random women until Maverick comes along and just fucking derails that shit.

All of the sudden Ice is confused and scared so he lashes out at Maverick every chance he gets because he just can't accept the fact that he likes men and more specifically that he loves Mav and wants him bad.

Finally he sleeps with Mav and realizes he was lying to himself and can never go back to how he was before.

[valkilmerr]

Incorrect Icemav Quotes 15/?

[icemavprincess]

The way Ice sticks out his tongue God helps me

[washedupkam]

sorry i am in fact a fan of when nhl guys sit down with shorts (that are already probably kindof short) and their massive thighs make them ride up and then they also manspread like crazy so now the shorts seem like micro shorts and thus in their effort to show masculinity they end up whoring themselves out

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[9everwhere]

Aerion: I just know it's gotta be big. Daeron: Are you still trying to calculate how big Dunk's dick? Aerion: Don't tell me you don't wanna know! Raymun: Nobody wants to know, pervert. Let's get out of here, guys. Raymun, Daeron: *leave* Lyonel: Aerion: Lyonel: So what size do you think it is?

[whentherainfall]

Valarr's kid: "Uncle Aerion, why don't you have a wife?"

Aerion: "Because I am gay."

Valarr's Kid: "What does that mean?"

Aerion: "It means I like boys, not girls"

Valarr's kid: "Then why don't you have a husband?"

Aerion looks to Dunk, who is minding his own business in the kitchen: "I don't know. Why DON'T I have a husband DUNK???"

[kyumo-02]

comm!

[9everwhere]

Dunk: I would never cheat on you

Aerion: I know. Because you’re afraid of me

Dunk: no because I love you. 

Aerion: you’re a little afraid 

Dunk: oh definitely. But I knew what I was signing up for

Aerion: *happy smile*

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[fdblaize]

dunkaerion childhood friends au is hilarious af when you remember that dunk was a fucking menace of a rugrat chasing girls to make them kiss a severed head and aerion was a quote unquote glad child. fast forward to Ashford where they reunite as aerion the absolute cunt targaryen and ser duncan the knight who remembered his vows and they absolute go about everything the wrong way 😭

[9everwhere]

Egg runs into Dunk’s room and turns on the light: Wake up sleepyhead!

Dunk waking up with a start: Egg ?

Egg: *cackles*

Aerion sits up from where he was sleeping behind Dunk: What the fuck, Egg!

Egg jaw dropping: Wait... WHAT-???

[orientalld]

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: To remember how many feet are in a mile, you just gotta use “five tomatoes”.

Jon: Five tomatoes sounds like five, two, eight, o and there are 5,280 feet in a mile.

Damian: To remember how many meters are in a kilometer you just remember “1,000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

[in-every-theory]

mother (cortisol inducing): why don't you like being at home where you can spend time with me (once again, cortisol inducing), your father (cortisol inducing), and your brother (cortisol inducing) (not his fault i'm just parentified)

me, eye twitching from a decade of chronic stress: i-