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dogpuppy

chickenmim

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

oneheadtoanother

hug-your-face

via @swatercolor [insta]

hug-your-face

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

pukicho

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

pukicho

Dude, hold on

elierlick

This energy though

krongbly

The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.

Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these 👇 the whole time

SHE WAS FUCKING SWEATY

pyroy3

lmaoo

pyroy3

this post was brought to my attention today and I checked her twitter and this made me happy

transition timelines are one of the greatest things we have in the world

the-haiku-bot

transition timelines

are one of the greatest things

we have in the world

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

pukicho

i named my baby after you

aww baby pukicho, destined for a life of misery

pukicho

what-even-is-thiss

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

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Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

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My forbidden computer touching ways have caught up with me.

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The reason I’m doing this in the first place is that a lot of evil karma options in fallout 3 are just inconvenient. Like I could go out of my way to blow up a city or I could not blow up a city and get a much more convenient free house and keep access to their merchants.

So in order to keep getting the full evil karma experience, every time I do something convenient or utilitarian that raises my karma I go back to Moriarty’s Saloon and just open his terminal over and over again.

Thus, my good boy points are eliminated through repeated computer touching and the regulators here are hunting me down for looking at Moriarty’s personal data a hundred times in a row.

what-even-is-thiss

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

oneheadtoanother

libraryfag

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

mukuroom

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

zackieboyo

had this idea when @zookiebookie brought up an idea he had for a timeloop eddsworld au. it was a one off little small scene I thought of at first but as I added onto it a bit more I felt it was itching for a Goulden style comic. I sketched it out and ended up finishing it, and this is that!

also, take two meme versions I made for fun: