A wrong turn in Connecticut…
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A wrong turn in Connecticut…
“My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.”
—
Tom Robbins
(via purplebuddhaquotes)
400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.
cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing
my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.
i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,
me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:
Loooooooong
arrested for longitudinal crimes
dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead
In a hole in the ground there lived a carrot.
Beetlejuice (1988)
Do you ever think about how big the sky is?
“L'amour ne périt jamais”