[abandonedandurbex]

A wrong turn in Connecticut…

[sixpenceeeaesthetic]

[stimman3000]

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[heavensghost]

[frosya]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.”

—

Tom Robbins

(via purplebuddhaquotes)

[robertwire]

400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.

[weavemama]

cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[peelingmandarins]

me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

[ampervadasz]

Loooooooong

[daco-broman]

arrested for longitudinal crimes

[ayellowbirds]

dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead

[meganivygriffiths]

In a hole in the ground there lived a carrot.

[hauntedmushroom]

Beetlejuice (1988)

[thefeatheredclock]

Do you ever think about how big the sky is?

[vintagepales]

“L'amour ne périt jamais”

[animals-lovers]

[onesaralorraine]