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literaryslapshot's masterlist & directory

˃ hockey blurb masterlist

˃ hockey imagines masterlist

͐ misc. writings (non hockey) masterlist

˃ roster/ blog rules

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[comfxrtablykai]

Happy father's day to all the daddies୨ৎ

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just watched how to train your dragon and i cried through the whole thing

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i joined a dating app this is so scary and embarrassing but also really fun

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I GOT A GUYS NUMBER

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I HAVE A DATE ON FRIDAY?????

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lmao the bitch blocked me

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i joined a dating app this is so scary and embarrassing but also really fun

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I GOT A GUYS NUMBER

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I HAVE A DATE ON FRIDAY?????

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i joined a dating app this is so scary and embarrassing but also really fun

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I GOT A GUYS NUMBER

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i joined a dating app this is so scary and embarrassing but also really fun

[erwinsvow]

jack abbot and his deep disregard for shy reader’s inability to maintain eye contact. you start looking all around the room literally anywhere but his eyes because you aren’t sure if you can’t stare at him for that long without going crazy. and he just follows your gaze and moves around or better yet holds your jaw in his hand to keep your face in place and then he says “that’s better” when you finally meet his eyes again

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guys I’ve started watched dr who again and all of a sudden im back being 12 years old in love with david tennant

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Just saw that you had surgery 💔 get well soon girly wishing you a fast recovery <333

thank you :,) i feel better now! i just have to keep things easy for a few days

turns out im really emotional off of anesthesia😅😅😅

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guysss im having surgery tomorrow & im lowkey scared😭 ive never been put anasthetic before

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i feel like i got hit by a train lowkey😭😭😭

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guysss im having surgery tomorrow & im lowkey scared😭 ive never been put anasthetic before

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Sidney has polite dog energy. That's all. -walk anon

right! not quite golden retriever, but more like a lab. kind, brown eyes, just kinda there.

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good morning, are we all in agreement that freddie is lowkey freaky???? because boy do i have ideas!

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good morning, are we all in agreement that freddie is lowkey freaky???? because boy do i have ideas!

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oh i KNOWWWW younger!gf is BLASTING taylor swift in the house today. sidney understands nothing

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he gets a little nervous when she starts blaring better than revenge throughout the house