Why so serious?

Patrycja, Polska

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we trade 8 hours of our life for money every day, then every time we buy something we are paying for it with a piece of our life.

[blake-wheelers]

How does one get into hockey?

You pick a team and cry over them

[iwatchhockeynow]

how does one get out?

[blake-wheelers]

You don’t

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you’re tired at night, everything’s funny. When you’re tired in the morning, nothing’s funny.

[hockeyandthepursuitofhappiness]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY GOALIE

A story by every hockey fan

[nhlfucale-deactivated20220527]

including the sequel, “STAY IN YOUR DAMN CREASE”

[purekesseltrash]

unless the goalie deserves to go on an epic adventure

they all deserve to go adventuring sometimes

[wllmnylndr-deactivated20180102]

but this is what happens

[lulz-time]

When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground.

Like a ninja.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Monday the 13th sounds much more dreadful than Friday the 13th.

[koenigreus]

why do i love a team that doesn’t love me back

[joey-votto]

There is no feeling greater than correcting a man when he says something wrong about sports

[goaliesticks]

A Short Poem About Hockey

Where the fuck Is the puck

[hatrickaner]

There’s also: What the fuck Shoot the puck

[massholehackey]

pass the puck you dumb fucks

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[dalniente]

facts

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

check out this photo of drake, khaled, an a mysterious drake/khaled hybrid

[bonerfart]

[daveycameronisapie]

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

[dailypotter]

King’s Cross station today, the 1st September 2017

[xcyst]

being a pessimist is great, I’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

[profcaband]

That’s a very optimistic way of looking at pessimism

[bullied]

not sure if i’m ready to fall in love or if i’m ready to fall off a cliff

[b0navid3]

[literati-x]

Stark reunion be like

Jon: I died and came back alive

Bran: I am the three eyed Raven

Arya: I am a face changing serial killer

Sansa: what the fuck