Abbie Pena

I was created from Marilyn Manson's missing rib

[bronzyglow]

good things are going to happen to me.

[almorosa-deactivated20170822]

[chubbythecorgi]

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[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[cloysterbell]

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

[timbras]

[97s2]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

me making my indie film debut 

[taraknowlshasmoved-deactivated2]

is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

[carolrance]

the correct answer is:

[pilgrimkitty]

This is the correct answer. Did you know that when she finds out a studio has asked an actress to lose weight she contacts them and yells at them?

[azriona]

I did not know that, but I do remember an interview where she said she keeps her Oscar in her downstairs loo, because that’s the one her guests use, so they can just go use the loo and don’t have to ask if they can hold her Oscar. Plus then they’ve got the mirror so they can practice their acceptance speeches.

[doll-frakking-house]

This woman is a Gift

[getweirder]

someone who’s chaotic good (me) should never be allowed to run a bakery by themself (my job)

[sexy-androgynous-satan]

Why

[getweirder]

well I work for a bakery inside a grocery store and we end up composting a Lot of stuff because it’s a commercial chain and they don’t care because capitalism

so every night an hour before closing, I look thru all the stuff to see what expires the next day, and I make it “free samples”

then I hang around by the cookie table and the donut case and whenever kids come around talking to their friends abt “if they don’t buy this, they can afford that,” “do we have enough money to buy donuts?” etc, I chime in and I’m like….

hey…free samples over there take as many as u want…..take the whole thing….just eat them before u leave the store…..go…run…eat pastries….be free

[kelssiel]

you are exactly the kind of person i wanna see running a bakery

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

be with someone who is good for your mental health

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

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[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[untillion-deactivated20180801]

Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

[trapcard]

mood

[fuckyeahbiguys]

[fuckyeahbiguys]

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life. 

[adulthoodisokay]

oh my GOD i am SO HAPPY for this ancient vandal!!!!!!

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (:

[acrossthetallgreenriver]

@owldork1998

[memehumor]

Damn hackers

[ghostslostinwhatever]

They’re all of pigeons