[cadaverkeys]

[somanyspoons]

i made this bc this is what i think whenever i say this hehe

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon characters forever, ill grow out of this eventually

me at 23:

[staff]

Thanks to CEO Jeff D'Onofrio for his 8 years at Tumblr. He was here for everything from the skeleton war to the Ever Given, but now he’ll be listening to the music playing from another room. ❤️

[locobeans-deactivated20241121]

You’re telling me Tumblr had a ceo this whole time monitoring this and they didn’t decide to leave within the first year of being the ceo???

You’re. Telling. Me. He sat in the same chair for EIGHT YEARS watching this dumpster fire of a platform burn with chaotic flames from hell and he didn’t even bat an eye???? And then suddenly he just decides to get up and leave??????

That’s it

I’m callin bullshite

[staff]

Thanks to CEO Jeff D'Onofrio for his 8 years at Tumblr. He was here for everything from the skeleton war to the Ever Given, but now he’ll be listening to the music playing from another room. ❤️

[adoraweisz]

oh tumblr…

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[queenie435]

[zakubabbles]

Artist: Refrigerator_art21

[sexygaywizard]

[greatlordfluffernutter]

okay but the real question is why did a blog that just makes the same post over and over again with slightly altered images you can make in like 1 minute tops need like 12 different mods and a discord to communicate between them and why did they all hate eachother like this really seems like the most avoidable drama in existence its like a fireman dousing himself in gasoline before entering a burning building

[telltaletypist]

urfavisunfuckable mods discussing whether blorbo from shows is fuckable

[guerrillatech]

[were-writes]

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

[were-writes]

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

[sci-the-superb]

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

[deadblogdontlook]

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

[krshush]

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind  (@remnantofahero) 

[silver-tongues-blog]

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

[marlynnofmany]

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

[memeclassheroes]

[thewordywarlock]

[birdungehrl]

Maybe there's some hope yet...?

Colombia is putting its 'cocaine hippos' on birth control

Colombia may have finally found a solution to one of the lesser-known legacies of notorious drug trafficker Pablo Escobar: invasive hippos.

[cowboyjen68]

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

[cowboyjen68]

Another set of butch friends (and me) finishing the ceiling in the garage of my house. Once again, they worked for beer. And food, but nothing fancy.

[mclennonyaoi]

ok, i go to a liberal as hell art school, so my opinion on this is probably skewed. but i feel like. the “don’t say crazy/insane” thing has like. taken place of actual respect and action to help psychotic people. like. you obviously shouldn’t call someone a schizo, or a psycho, or say they’re psychotic. that’s too far. correcting people when they say that is good. and the language we use to describe mental health is important! but it feels like. people remove “crazy” from their vocabulary. and feel like. that’s it. they’re done.

like if i say crazy at my school, people will correct me and say “you shouldn’t say that” but if my speech gets disorganized, something that is caused by my schizophrenia, people get frustrated. like. i couldn’t give less of a shit if people say crazy. i’m not that big a fan if someone calls me (or anyone else) crazy for exhibiting like. psychotic symptoms. but we’ve got bigger shit. i guess you can have both but.

[mclennonyaoi]

it feels very performative, is what i’m saying, i guess. like my family has problems with insurance and affording my meds, because they’re fucking expensive. i have trouble making doctors listen to me. therapy is hard, and finding treatment that works is worse. i’ve been forcibly hospitalized. and don’t even get me started on my education. and there’s so much other shit. and i get that everyday people can’t really do anything about that. but it feels like. people just remove “crazy” from their vocabulary, don’t even think about the actual systemic issues psychoitc people face, and call it a day.

[mclennonyaoi]

like. in an ideal world, would people say crazy? probably not! and i get that it’s like. the most some people can do. but i kinda don’t give a shit if anyone says crazy if i can get actually good medical treatment and not feel my heart rate pick up everytime i step foot in a hospital.

[mclennonyaoi]

also. i feel like there’s this. distinction that goes on in a lot of peoples minds, with this whole- don’t say crazy thing. and people don’t want to talk about it, because it makes them look bad. and more than that- it s a subconscious thing. that like. will take a while to work on.

you’re not supposed to say crazy when you’re talking about your friends car crash, or a test score you got. but you’re allowed to think it when you see a homeless person on the street. or you hear about another violent crime on the news. or your schizophrenic uncle stops taking his meds.

which is absolutely the fucking opposite of what needs to happen. you can call your job crazy, i don’t give a shit. but when you look at me, and think “crazy” then we’ve actually got a fucking problem.

[mclennonyaoi]

@the-fishtank-chronicles good question! people without psychosis people are 100% allowed to reblog this. i’m just. happy it’s something people think is worth talking about.

[weirdoughnut]

[ID: A reply from @/the-fishtank-chronicles:

Can non-psychotic people reblog this? I just agree very strongly with what you're saying.

End ID.]

[mangonetics]

I bet Ariana Grande died like 8 years ago and they replaced her with a body double that looks nothing like her and they’re trying to cover it up by convincing everybody that she’s just racist.

[wheatforme]

[alberto-balsalm]

[figdays]

Pink Tourmaline Glass Polyhedral Dice Set // URWizards

[bettedavisgf]

[ciccinacirce-deactivated2022042]

Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[auto-transubstantiation-deactiv]

Is this the same person lmao

[temporary-dysphoria]

a non-selective plan for the resurgence of fic commissions

[majorenglishesquire]

Too many children in the comments like ‘I think authors should be able to share ko-fi links :) it’s just nice’ and ‘OP is just a cop.’ Homie, OP is trying to keep AO3 fully functional without interruption. I will report your ass, too, because I value fic artists and our freedom of expression and my audience and our shared history far more than I value the few bux you wanna make on a commission.

It is not hard to link to your Tumblr or Twitter with a vague message like, “If you’re looking for my other works or other ways of supporting me, go here: link.” I have had people buy me coffees after enjoying my fic and asking where to support me. I threw up a link to my Tumblr and people cared enough to follow it. They were fully understanding when I explained in the comments that they could not commission me and I could not link them directly to any donation platform, but they could go to xyz link to read more. And they did! Nobody has to put AO3 directly on the firing line.

Go ahead and commission independently. Just do it anywhere else except on AO3. And then don’t come crying to the community when you, personally, get a C&D from a massive corporation.

AO3 is our bullet shield. Tumblr will pull your shit down. Wattpad won’t fucking protect you. LJ and FF.net already sold our asses for one (1) corn chip. AO3 is trying to protect us, you goddamn lemmings.

If you cannot follow the rules that protect fanspaces, you do not belong in our fanspaces.

The only people who misunderstand this are doing so intentionally and maliciously. Do yourself a favor and block the infants who think this isn’t a big deal.

[kedreeva]

Please remember that this ALSO INCLUDES FANDOM CHARITY AUCTIONS.

When you post charity auction fics, DO NOT note that they are commissions in any way. You can note them as “here is my thank you gift to X for such-and-such event” but please please PLEASE do not list them as commissions.