yogurt brain

all goofs no thoughts

[glutko]

Great candles for anyone named Patrick or Emily!

[bunniope]

party emilk in the house tonight

[thothoes]

mike’s completely normal lemonade

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[tikkety-tok]

“You don’t die with this!” 💀😂

[5norlax]

I love her accent

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[demifiendrsa]

Sailor Moon redraw by Kohei Ashiya.

[wellamarke]

a perfectly reasonable snystem (snail system)

[teathattast]

[timetraveldean]

when someone says I’m being over dramatic

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

No but this is actually me with every little petty issue I have

[cillianmurphy]

“Wow, does Seoul University have a major in document forgery? Ki-jeong would be top of her class.” PARASITE | 기생충 (2019) dir. Bong Joon-Ho

[zmije]

whats a little homoerotic telepathy between friends

[sallymoon7]

Josuke and Crazy Diamond 💎

FanArt⭐

[weaver-z]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

[rockshitty]

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

[weaver-z]

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon

[explorerrowan]

Might make things a little awkward for Mike Collins.

[soaringsearingphoenix]

He was the officiator

[explorerrowan]

This is an excellent take. He officiated in orbit, and the landing was their Honey Moon.

[cipheramnesia]

Oh my god they were moon mates.

[lauraannegilman]

Everyone involved in the making of this pun should go to their rooms to think about what they’ve done.

[bruiuh]

by:  羅雨時

[deanky]

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

[animalcrossingmemes]

[joshpeck]

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled