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Ashley| 19|My Cat Is My Child| College Athlete| Clever as the Devil and Twice as Pretty

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[sunnydaledaily]

[bob-belcher]

[subtubitles]

[katetinyjohn]

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And they’re not related?

[westafricanbaby]

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

[super-shar]

Their mamas have some explaining to do

[ofdarklands]

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

[securelyinsecure]

The plot thickens!

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

What’s happening

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[caterpillarboi]

the titanic II gonna hit a garbage island and sink, you heard it first from me

[arianagrandre]

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[heimaey]

[anchorbabyvevo-deactivated20160]

This can’t be real, yet it still somehow can in 2016

[latinasuccubus]

Beautiful

[yunmengdemonbros]

ARE U TELLING ME THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEND

[sunfortune]

this is a great summary of the american school system, take spanish for four years and you’ll be able to ask someone “where is the library?”

[anxiousyetepic]

Nope, his Spanish wasn’t even that coherent. Mostly just stuttering.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cartiercocaine-blog]

She’s saying her grace.

[helloserotonin]

an underrated moment

[bob-belcher]

#ME AF

[bob-belcher]

[bagrijana]

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

[gooddogbestfriend]

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

[unclefather]

[surprisebitch]

your dad is doing great

[benditlikekorra]

#why is their dad firelord ozai

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[followthebluebell]

This is my only non-cat post to break 1000 notes.

[memewhore]