One Large Chedder Popcorn Tin

Just a single mom with no kids

[jamboreeguy]

Every day I miss my Nintendo DS

[emwheezie]

The Wii Kitty! 7th cat in my Gamer Cat Series!

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

he still did 9/11 no one can take that from him ❤️

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[vintage-tigre]

Art by Worry Lines

[slyandthefamilybook]

purely balanced

[deltacygnis]

beach

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[mothman-etd]

Always fun being married to a witch.

"We need basil from the store."

"Oh do you want pesto for dinner?"

"No I need to hex someone on discord."

[mothman-etd]

"It was a bay leaf, not basil."

"Like I know these things."

[thebibliosphere]

First of all, it wasn’t someone on Discord. It was multiple people in my DC Dark Legions game.

And second of all, I’m not hexing anyone. I’m telling the fae folk. The bay leaves were just an offering.

[sewickedthread]

Have you tried on a milk & honey soaked bread with a note tucked inside? That usually grabs a fae folk's attention.

[thebibliosphere]

I am allergic to all of those things so I don’t like handling them. But it’s fine. I grew up here. My dad once left me at the fairy mound unattended on accident. They know I’m good for it.

[keltaithecrafty]

Was your dad trying to get a witch child? Because that's how you get a witch child.

[thebibliosphere]

I’ve told this story before, but in his defense, he thought I was riding on the back of my brother’s pram being pushed by my mother.

When he realized I was not on the back of the pram he started to make his way back up the hill only for me to toddle on down on my own entirely fine and unharmed. He looked down at me and said, “well, they either didn’t want you, or they didn’t want you back.” Then told me not to tell my mother 😂

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[huhval]

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

[bunnygirlonthemoon]

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

[dnicriteria]

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

[respect-snails]

My dad has started using them regularly in conversations to make the underrepresented emojis feel included, which is very cute in theory, but it means I get texts like:

Anyways this is the only correct way to use emojis have a very 🪔 day

[jatersade]

reminds me of this interaction I had with my parents

they were in the same room and apparently when they got my explanation text my dad threw his phone down and said “how the FUCK does she expect me to know that”

[dinolich]

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

[mmocc123]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate 鲤鱼跃龙门 is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.

[tyako89]

[avi--arts]

6.29.26

please tell me this is as funny as i think it is for a print

[eri-is-online]

The Thing big naturals