(In)Correct Little Thieves Quotes

Pfp by Margaret Owen herself (@terrible-nerd) Welcome to (In)Correct Little Thieves Quotes, where I give you Little Thieves Quotes that were probably not actual real things said by the characters in Margaret Owen's Little Thieves || Admin uses they/she ||

[little-thieves]

Hello and welcome to (In) Correct Little Thieves!

My goal is to get Little Thieves on the Tumblr 2022 Year in Review Book List because it deserves it and I need something to fill my time with til Painted Devils comes out

Submissions and asks should be open, if you have an incorrect quote you'd like to see on the blog, submissions will now be tagged #submissions. as a result of tagpocalypse that way iOS users can see submitted quotes too

Incorrect Quotes will be tagged #little thieves incorrect quotes or #incorrect quotes

Non-quotes will be tagged #admin answers (for asks), #admin's art (for when I occasionally get a burst of creativity or for random doodles I end up doing), or #not a quote (misc)

Posts are sometimes queued for a max of three a day when I can think of enough at one time and sometimes just come on a whim whenever they pop into my head

Spam likes and reblogs are encouraged

And I can't think of anything else to put here but this will be updated as things change!

[boatshoesbreadsticksandbastards]

A baby [child] Emeric Conrad for your consideration [his birthday]

Thank you @what-eats-owls for creating one of my favourite silly little guys of all time

[what-eats-owls]

THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!

[felixbobelix]

More Painted Devils fanart, this time with ScarMad....yay?? 🌹🔥🩸

@what-eats-owls

[what-eats-owls]

ALL HAIL THE SCARLET MAIDEN

[felixbobelix]

🌿Borderads Gorge🌿

Nothing to see here, just a very normal picnic outing.....

@what-eats-owls

[what-eats-owls]

Just a totally normal walk in the woods for sure for sure for sure

[aroaessidhe]

aro & ace Fairytale books

retellings

Until The Last Petal Falls - beauty & the beast aro/aro m/m QPR (prev known as The Beast of Okeme)

The Language of Roses - beauty & the beast with an aro belle

More Than Enough - beauty & the beast ace/ace m/m

The Story of the Hundred Promises - fairytale inspired (+ a little beauty & best), aro major characters and aro themes, m/nb

Little Thieves - high fantasy goose girl retelling, demi/demi m/f

Dithered Hearts - cinderella retelling, fairy godfather is aro (and has some POV)

Create My Own Perfection - aroace medusa, short story

The Ice Princess' Fair Illusion - king thrushbeard, ace lesbian & aroace, in verse

Sea Foam & Silence - the little mermaid, demiromantic & aroace, in verse

original fairytales / fairytale vibes

Come Drink With Me (& other Tales of The Thread) - Chinese original fairytales with aro themes

The Dragon of Ynys - aroace MC

Royal Rescue - aroace MC

#aspec books / aspec database / tumblr masterpost

[what-eats-owls]

I've been buried under deadlines all week but I couldn't let Ace Week go by without hollering about my trilogy featuring god's perfect demi idiots who are very competent when it comes to committing and/or solving crime, but are engaged in a long-form game of capture the flag with their single shared braincell when it comes to their horrible romance

also if you want fucked-up horses: we are chockablock fucked-up horses. Cannot verify if the horses are on the ace spectrum though.

[what-eats-owls]

Someday I will hopefully draw everyone in costume for Halloween, but for now, please accept this sneak peek at (some of!) Vanja's outfits/disguises in Holy Terrors.

[arianwyn-art]

crimes too numerous to count

[what-eats-owls]

no such thing as too many crimes!!!!

[little-thieves]

Happy Painted Devils Release Day!! 🥳

[fantasybooktournament]

Round 2:

Little Thieves by Margaret Owen

An Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

Voting ended onMay 13, 2023

[what-eats-owls]

WE'VE HAD A GOOD RUN, LADS

[little-thieves]

Joniza: You use humor to deflect your trauma

Vanja: Aw, thanks

Joniza: That's not a good thing

Vanja: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny

[little-thieves]

Ragne: I invented a game, wanna play?

Gisele: Sure?

Ragne: It's called Emeric or gilden. I'll give you a quote I've heard Vanja say, and you guess if she was talking about Emeric or her money

Gisele: Well that'll be easy-

Ragne: "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes upon"

Gisele: Fuck.

[little-thieves]

Vanja: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Gisele: You are literally making a Valentine's card for Emeric

Vanja *pointing her hot glue gun towards Gisele*:And you are on thin fucking ice.

[little-thieves]

Ragne, to Gisele: You're too good for this world

Ragne: But that's okay

Ragne: I'll be the asshole for the both of us >:)

[joyfulsongbird]

calling all little thieves by margaret owen fans!

do you feel like you have no one to talk about this awesome book? are you wanting to scream about vanja and emeric and ragne but don’t have the space to?

well i have a solution for you!

i’ve just created a new discord server just for all those things!! wow!!

join here!

[little-thieves]

Vanja: *covers Emeric's eyes* Guess who? She's a fierce and a genius

Vanja: And she's going to be very mad if you get it wrong

[little-thieves]

I posted 20 times in 2022

19 posts created (95%)

1 post reblogged (5%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sandersstudies

I tagged 20 of my posts in 2022

#little thieves - 20 posts

#little thieves incorrect quotes - 19 posts

#incorrect quotes - 19 posts

#little thieves vanja - 15 posts

#vanja schmidt - 15 posts

#little thieves emeric - 11 posts

#emeric conrad - 11 posts

#junior prefect emeric conrad - 11 posts

#little thieves ragne - 7 posts

#ragne - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 89 characters

#thank you again to the little thieves discord server for supplying me with quotes ily all

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Literally Everyone: You can't just cut people out of your life

Vanja: Snip snip

63 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

#4

Emeric: *stroking Vanja's hair* You're so tiny and adorable

Vanja: I could kill you in your sleep

Emeric, with love in his eyes: I know

68 notes - Posted November 24, 2022

#3

Emeric: Nothing in life is free

Gisele: Friendship is free

Ragne: Sleep is free

Joniza: Knowledge is free

Vanja: Everything is free as long as you don't get caught

74 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

#2

Vanja: It's just like in chess, sometimes you have to sacrifice your king to win

Emeric: That's exactly how you lose

85 notes - Posted April 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Ragne: Perhaps I will drink my sorrows away

Ragne: *pulls out a Capri Sun*

92 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[little-thieves]

Ragne: How was your day?

Gisele: Oh, lovely, just spent it at the house alone. No one to bother me

Vanja: I was here the whole day

Gisele: Boy, do I love me some me time!