everything is emma's fault

Ruth. 21. United States. cis (?) she/her/hers I thought I was asexual but then a couple of Irish assholes shattered that illusion. If it's not Pokemon, I'm probably not interested. This blog is a mess of everything from BBC shows to Japanese video games to boybands to feminist mini-rants (and recently that one musical about founding fathers). Ex-superwholockian. Generally SFW, but not spoiler-free. Sometimes I spend a whole day researching the best boxer briefs for women. Explore at your own risk.

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get to know me meme ➸ [1/5] favourite male characters: Cloud Strife Final Fantasy VII (1997)

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“An arrogant and proud swordsman at first, Cloud believes himself to be a member of an elite warrior unit called SOLDIER. He discovers that his memories are false and, with the help of his friends, learns there is more to being a hero than possessing physical strength and fame. Cloud remains steadfastly loyal and true to those he cares about and is driven to protect them, going as far as to hide his pain and emotions so he would not worry them.” (x)

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i drew them again only with more foliage this time

[chonce]

[katiemcgrath]

&INTRODUCING; Camelot’s one & only boyband, who can’t seem to decide on a name, with their debut album “Where’s Merlin?” featuring the #1 single “No Fear, We’re Knights & Queer”. 

[hikarusullu-archive]

MARVEL MEME → Favorite Scenes (1/5) ↳ Captain America: The Winter Soldier Credits

[theextraboneinharrysfoot]

if mitam was an emotion it would be nostalgia like an overwhelming need to turn back the clock and just stop time in general like its a race against time but its also the sweet embrace of what has already happened and its a certain smell that brings back a vivid memory and blue skies and singing with a soft timbre and hoping for a brighter future

if four was an emotion it would be loneliness and maybe that feeling of being left out it seems like a long nights drive and looking up at the night sky and feeling so small and being in a dark room wishing somebody anybody was there with you and its wanting to crawl back to your ex and also staring at your hands wondering how they weren’t able to fix what was already broken

if midnight memories was an emotion it would be rebellion it would be loud screams and stomping your feet to the beat of your own heart and putting up the middle finger at the world but it also feels strangely young like somebody who hasn’t had much life experience and being naive about the world around you maybe wanting to make it a better place but not knowing that you would need to give your life to do it 

if take me home was an emotion it would be love clueless hopeless love the kind of love that only teenagers experience sneaking out of your house to meet your girlfriend in the street giggling in a high school classroom as you pass notes back and forth the exhilaration of your heart thumping in your chest and your breath catching in your throat for the first time its love in its purest form 

if up all night was an emotion it would be happiness its laughter with your friends and smiling so hard your cheeks hurt its child like but its something you feel deeply right in your chest being truly happy and just wanting to shout it from the rooftops its running without a single care in the world its sunshine and summer and wanting to be free always and forever 

[zandraart]

some foxes

[hunrising]

Why are London Harry and LA Harry two different people?

[sashayed]

#TWINS #THERE ARE TWO OF THEM #like those videos of Eleanor secretly being 3 people ( @1didntsignupforthis )

I’m glad all you SHEEPLE are finally seeing the light about alleged “human being” Harry Styles. If you examine “Harry”’s birth certificate, you will find that “he” is, in fact, SIX PEOPLE. MANAGEMENT has been foisting them on us for years. Open your eyes. Learn with your brain. The six “HARRYS” are very easy to distinguish once you know what to look for.

HAROLD

The original “Harry Styles.” A harmless idiot. Died in 2012 from eating too many guavas. 

JEBWARD

A glamorous pajama magnate who owns AT LEAST three monogrammed juice carafes. Dictates his Tweets to an assistant. Wears his pants too long so no one will suspect he has somewhere between six and eight toes per foot. 

BART

A simple farmer. Was once bankrupt from buying too many riding mowers. Has several children that he birthed at home, in a bathtub, and named after famous trees of history.

FORTINBRAS

Shy and reclusive. Easily startled. Lives in the mountains, emerges only to climb in and out of cars (his true passion). Wears makeup and wigs to mask fact that he is only eight years old. MANAGEMENT, FREE THIS CHILD.

GARBO

Found in a jungle. Eats eucalyptus leaves. Preys sexually on older men. Speaks English only when fed lines phonetically. 

REPTOID

A Reptoid.

[sashayed]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!! In the interim since I EXPOSED this HIGH-LEVEL MGMT CONSPIRACY, several more PERPETRATORS of the CHARADE that is “HARRY STYLES”  have come to light. Keep an eye out for the following ACTORS.

O’BAGONAGALL

This 1,000 year old leprechaun was discovered working on a Norwegian whitefish trawler in exchange for a daily allowance of fish skin. You may ask him only ONE question, but as long as you keep a piece of iron in your pocket, he MUST ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

HELMORG

HELMORG is believed to be a professional THESPIAN but his motives are SINISTER. He graduated from the Royal Academy of the Dramatic Arts with a degree in Complaining and appears to be INVISIBLE ON TRADITIONAL FILM, although his image can still be captured DIGITALLY. A skilled and deadly knife fighter. APPROACH WITH CAUTION.

LORRAINE

LORRAINE is sixty-two years old and just wants to go to her LADIES YOGA class in PEACE. 

DIPPITY

DIPPITY is an innocent LARPer caught up in Modest! Management’s POWERFUL MIND GAMES. He has been told that all the world is an enormous Live Action Role Playing Game, within which he has a “secret mission” to identify himself as “Harry Styles,” an “actor.” In return, he is permitted to pretend to die in the arms of one (1) famous person per day. WE MUST ENLIST TOM HARDY IN THE FIGHT TO FREE DIPPITY.

CORN TOAD

WHAT DOES THIS CREATURE WANT????????

[brolinskeep]

[kasettetape]

re-draw lmao I wanted to draw gary

[stinkystunfisk]

reblogging to pokemon blog

[buckypupbarnes]

“You feel very out of place, you know what I mean, you really feel like you’re the twelve-years old dork, ‘I don’t plays sports, I do plays.’”

[writing-prompt-s]

A superhero tries to get himself classified as a natural disaster so people can get refunded by their insurance company when he destroys their home during a fight.

[danielradcliffes]

i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

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draw brendan maybe?? :0

thanks for the request!!

[homedesigning]

(via 25 Newest Bedrooms That We Are In Love With)

[katieskeep]

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I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks

[liketheshewolf]

#piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers ID* #probably uses it to get out speeding tickets too #”no no see it’s alright i am an AVENGER” #”that means i save the world and stuff…” #”so you’re welcome” #”no need to give me a ticket see look at my AVENGERS ID-card” #ends up getting a ticket anyway #story of your life #drops by mcdonalds #slides avengers ID over the counter as a form of payment #official avenger coming through #doing hero-business #please step aside ma’am i am an avenger #that means i work with captain america #yes #good ol’ cap #the big c #why yes he does smell like freedom and apple pie

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#then one day a barista or shop assistant asks cap if he’s got his avenger id for the discount#and steve gives him a blank stare#and just before he says there’s no such thing as avengers discount#nat comes up behind him#slams her id down#‘yes we both need avengers discount’#reminding herself to high five clint later#because ‘avengers discount’ has clint written all over it (via annperkin)