Where's the Pie

Kelsey, 24, Canada. what am i

[selinas-deactivated20251210]

“You are protected, in short, by your ability to love!”

HARRY POTTER SERIES (2001 - 2011)

[navytaxi]

y’all talk so much about shower thoughts what about washing the dishes thoughts

[conflagreat]

the only thought I have when washing dishes is 'fuck this. I hate washing dishes'

[catchymemes]

[briefcatglitter]

Will i ever be loved..? Am i even worth loving? Someone please tell me.. i dont want to die alone..

[paulbakers]

Jake: and this is my ex girlfriend, Amy

Amy: I told you to stop introducing me like that

Amy: I’m his wife

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[uglysnacc]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[silently-screaming-insidee]

What’s the point in trying when nothing you do is good enough anyway

[louisquinnzel]

@ The 2018 Vanity Fair Oscar Party (March 4th, 2018)

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[kelssiel]

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

[lulufaee]

Honestly still a power move

[blairwarner]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[onlytwitterpics]

[doctordairyqueen-deactivated201]

why the hell are we still on this stupid website

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not straight enough for facebook & too ugly for instagram

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[sedlex]

[cantwearhats]

I love this show

[haunted-hideaway]

This cracks me up. He is so embarrassed still about the music thing. The homophobia is THEIR problem.

[sexymachine]

[bonrealprophecies-deactivated20]

free samples