Girl Wonder Ariel

[forestbunny69]

Shoutout to students who specifically don't take online classes because they can't focus outside of a classroom environment but now have to take their classes online anyways and are seriously struggling🙃

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[toastbutteregg]

mind opening post that should be in everyone’s dashboard

[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[basementdemo]

im not trying to be problematic here but like…i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats…

[basementdemo]

still not trying to contribute to the discourse or anything but i took a louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in ALL four tires

[basementdemo]

like!!! just a concept but maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats!!!

[verilybitchie]

I do not “identify” as nonbinary, I AM nonbinary. I “IDENTIFY” as a bitch.

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

U can tell that skincare culture is makeup culture disguised bc not a single syllable of it is directed at men, the crustiest people on this earth

[fruitsoftheape100]

The World Was On Fire And Nothing Could Save Me But You

[pukicho]

you really should learn the meaning of words before using them to try and sound deep

My confidence knows no bounds. The english language is meant to convey a message and I do so with little regard for what means what, caring only for its enunciation, yet the message is still conveyed. Leave me, you wriggling worm.

[the-horror-lies-within]

[pukicho]

The post that fueled the flame

[badjokesbyjeff]

[first day as a pilot]

me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for

co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed

[pettycentral]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

[sporkinventor]

No wait yours is so much more powerful

[artgirllullaby]

BOOS: YOU CAN’T SHOW UP HERE LIKE THIS!

FIRED EMPLOYEE: I don’t work here *continues gathering stuff*

BOSS: 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[littlestpersimmon]

steampunk story set in the Philippines during the spanish colonial era about two lesbians who were pirates turned freedom fighters.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

[musdomus]

It seems to bring joy, so she’s keeping it.

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[otherwindow]

T'Challa: Shuri, my bright sister…! My most knowledgable sibling…! My-

Shuri: What meme do you want me to explain this time?

[archmaestergilly-deactivated202]

T’challa: what is a furry?

[autumngracy]

Shuri: