Definitely not six ducks

Welp 

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[kropotkindersurprise]

[mysillycomics]/[esnupi.core]

[y0urnewhyperfixation]

a HORDE of vacuo whiterose, all the way from 2024 after the viz announcement that for some reason I did not post 💔💔

[officialprincefroggy]

riddle me this batman how is it that every woman i meet has a boyfriend but every man i know is single

[officialprincefroggy]

riddle me this batman i dont know how to read airport terminal signs

[officialprincefroggy]

batman i think he might be into me but im too scared to send a text can you send one for me. riddle

[officialprincefroggy]

batman when im jumping on the trampoline and you jump with me i bounce up too high and when i land i get overextended and my perineum hurts so can you just wait your turn

[officialprincefroggy]

batman i dont know how to calculate sales tax

[officialprincefroggy]

the riddler

[officialprincefroggy]

batman im not trying to be contrarian right now i just didnt think it was that good

[officialprincefroggy]

batman you have a troubling inability to accept criticism

[officialprincefroggy]

riddled me bullet holes

[fractangle]

Pride month vest project, a patch a day #14: All Pride is Kink to Bigots

[dizzy-jizzy]

All pride is kink to bigots

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was a teenager I had a phase where I called soccer football because the rest of the world called it that but eventually my dad told me “You know, there’s a point where acting smart doesn’t make you smart and just makes you annoying. Refusing to use the word that everyone else around you uses doesn’t make you smarter than them.”

So anyways I call it soccer now.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[lakemojave]

Google has far more than 2 Ls to their name tbh

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[hiveswap]

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

[radgepaquet]

obsessed with this interaction where someone has apparently been living with the sincere belief that misha collins threw the shoe at bush

[homunculus-argument]

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

[academicblorbo]

Yeah this "love language is what you were deprived" take is a tiktok-pseudo psychology bullshit and we are more complex than th- wait what was that again

[turninghoziest]

This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“

[beggars-opera]

[turninghoziest]

THIS GUY (from his insta story)

[bifemmequeen]

I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando

[milf-king]

Just a reminder that Saudi Arabia is responsible for one of the world's largest and most severe man made humanitarian emergencies. Their blockade of Yemen, which prevents food, water, medicine, and fuel from entering the country has caused a significant death toll. Emphasis here on man made as these were preventable.

Yemen relies on most of its food and medicine via imports and this blockade (land, sea, and air) has created an environment where 80% of Yemen relies on aid for survival. It's lead to so many people, mostly children, dying of starvation.

The rate of child malnutrition in Yemen is among the highest in the world with 2.3 million children under 5 requiring treatment for acute malnutrition. At one point a child died of starvation every 75 seconds.

This blockade is ongoing btw.

[milf-king]

Here's a pretty comprehensive source

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[deadgenerations]

in more pleasant news: this year is seeing the biggest humpback migration in Australian history, bigger than it was PRE whaling. That's right, there are more humpbacks migrating off the coast of Australia than there were BEFORE industrial whaling started.

A huge, fat W for environmentalists and Greenies. what an achievement

[lumsel]

we did it! we saved the fucking whales!!!!

[the-tao-of-fandom]

These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them

Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is

Further info for those interested

[pnwnativeplants]

Environmental activism works!!! If they tell you its hopeless they're lying and/or selling some shit!!!

[traegorn]