Pizza Hut

Cesar. 33. NYC. Certified Business Boy

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[zoesupreme]

imagine begging and pleading to bomb Iran for decades, finally getting the war you've spent your whole career creaming your pants over, losing immediately, and then dying out of nowhere

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[dogpuppy]

[quintley]

Complex video game moral choices

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[cheaphalloweencostume]

listen im not taking credit for this joke but i have to report what ive seen on facebook: i saw someone say ttheyre gonna put mitch mcconnell’s brain in john fetterman’s body like evil con carne

[asordidbarwere]

[filmphotofranz]

[filmphotofranz]

[cuppydogshane]

the grink was there. it didnt change anything but it still matters that the grink was there.

[frayed-wind]

[questions-within-questions]

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

[tparadox]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

[thestuffedalligator]

Human Is is a 1955 Philip K. Dick sci-fi short story where a guy goes to another planet for work and when he comes back to Earth his personality has flipped from an asshole to a sweet, kind, considerate man. Everyone's immediately convinced that an alien has taken over his body, this goes all the way to court, and in court his wife testifies that she's noticed no changes at all and so the charges are dropped.

And then there's a bit right at the end of the story as the wife and the husband are walking out of court:

Jill turned abruptly. "What is your name? Your real name."

The man's gray eyes flickered. He smiled a little, kind, gentle smile. "I'm afraid you would not be able to pronounce it. The sounds cannot be formed..."

Jill was silent as they walked along, deep in thought. The city lights were coming on all around them. Bright yellow spots in the gloom. "What are you thinking?" the man asked.

"I was thinking perhaps I will still call you Lester," Jill said. "If you don't mind."

"I don't mind," the man said. He put his arm around her, drawing her close to him. He gazed down tenderly as they walked through the thickening darkness, between the yellow candles of light that marked the way. "Anything you wish. Whatever will make you happy."

And I. God. There's something there. A soupcon of monsterfuckery. To tell your partner in a moment of intimacy that yes, you're something so inhuman that the lips you're stealing can't speak your actual name. You're a parasite that not only had the ability to burrow under this man's skin and take over his life, but you were so desperate to escape a dead, dry, blasted planet that you did.

And for your partner to then turn around and go "I know, I've always known, and I love you" is just. God I know it's not a great Dick story but something about it is making me lose my mind

[inthefallofasparrow]

It was adapted into a TV episode with Bryan Cranston.

[dogpuppy]

[mutant-distraction]

The only goat tower in the United States.

Built with 5,000 bricks and 276 spiral steps, the Tower of Baa-Goat in rural Illinois was created by Dave and Marcia Johnson as a climbing tower for their goats.

The 31-foot brick structure lets the animals climb, rest, and reach small compartments inside the tower.

It was inspired by a goat tower the couple saw in a wine magazine — and became one of the strangest animal-centered structures in the country.

Credit: Architecture Hub

[becausefutbol-deactivated201806]

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[willgrahamscock]

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

[do-you-have-a-flag]