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Alex | 23 | Aussie | mostly reblogs | very inconsistent activity | also @cartoonatheart

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[jurassicbarnes-archives]

you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

[pearwaldorf]

#yes#furthermore this is a skill#you need to cultivate this skill to survive fandom (dsudis)

[helmet-noob]

The whole controversy of AO3 “needing” a dislike button can be summarised with this post btw

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[polytrix-juseyo]

Huntr/x posting a 'workout with me' video, but they forget they are demon hunters so they post the wildest workout routine known to man, and they start seeing comments and posts like

"travel to the er with me after attempting huntr/x's work out video"

"i survived huntr/x workout video (barely). here's my story"

"i swear i saw rumi guiding me to the light after my huntr/x workout attempt"

"how many times do i need to throw up before i stop?"

[2for1bagels]

I'm just saying... Rumi wears two padlocks on her wrist during the Idol Awards...

"Oh, but they probably didn't put those outfits together themselves, it doesn't mean any thin-"

NO. WRONG! You know why?

Becasue she's still wearing them in the fuckin spotify wrapped video.

That is a specific choice made post-release of the movie. That was a choice damnnit!

[thekenobee]

the funniest man on the planet

[radicalskit]

Part 2 of mira randomly speaking english

(Mira, rumi, and zoey playing the new fortnite update)

Mira: (in english) what the fuck, bitch?

Mira will say this EVERY SINGLE TIME she is even mildly inconvenienced. This could be anything between zoey purposefully stealing her loot or being sniped by someone she didnt see.

Mira: RUMI! GET MY REBOOT CARD!!

Rumi: i'm trying! But there's three people on me!

(Mira's reboot expires)

Mira: (In english) WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH?

Zoey: (laughing like all the air is being vacuumed out of her lungs)

Sometimes, mira will copy english phrases that zoey will randomly say for whatever reason.

An example. Mira overhears zoey spew american brainrot while she is streaming. Then she'll repeat at the worst possible times like clockwork. Shes like a little parrot.

(Huntrix in the city at night, surrounded on all sides by demons)

Zoey: Mir! Two demons on your six!

Mira: (grumbling, in english) FUCK my stupid chungus life!

Zoey: (laughing manaically while being pummeled by demons) HELLO!??!

Suffice to say, rumi suffers the worst of it :)

[sunkenbeast]

Soft polytrix for my comeback to tumblr

I love them dearly, and they make me happy

[edennguyenart]

Spidey

[chumbology]

Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir

[jellybeanium124]

#this is what talking to transphobes is like

@alabastermask ASDFSHBKGJLNDFASKBDHSJG

[knightofleo]

[rumismira]

What do you mean this isn’t canon (8/?)

[lantuille]

4 u Cait!!!

[doodlesofwhimsy]

Finally did the second page so I'm posting both together (Polytrix fencing au🤺)

Sorry the second page is rougher, it was sitting in my wips for so long that I had to just get it out ╥﹏╥

For more info on this au, u can scroll thru my posts! U can send me asks too, I love getting asks ^-^

[cilantrhoes]

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[viewtifulgio]

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

[kairenn-n]

Bront redemption arc

[chimaerakitten]

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

[wizardshark]

business majors as soon as they're done with that pesky "ethics" class they have to take to get their degree