peter and carl as footballers feels more wrong to talk about but. alas i cannot be stopped. peter would either be a defender (purely because of his height..) or a striker and while i don’t think he’d be particularly good at either, for the sake of this i’ll say he’s a striker. he’d be the real eh, “best player of sometimes” type who misses really open shots but then also somehow manages to dribble past three defenders (reminding the world he’s got good game sense, actually) and score a game winning point when they’re tied and things look bleak. when he scores he tackle hugs carlos or makes little hearts with his hands.. he’s cute
carl would be midfield… attacking midfielder who playmakes and is wildly good actually + very intelligent when it comes to making plays but sometimes will make a really silly blunder in the name of trying to “prove himself”. he’d have some fake macho celebration that looks rlly corny especially whenever he has the long hair.. and i knowww he gets lambasted by the media whenever he makes a pass to peter that misses (and there’s crickets when peter makes it)
