*wheezing in the background*

[noahnomore]

[parasitoidism]

To anyone blessed enough to not have twitter the latest news is that butch hartman traced aot fanart for a 200 dollar commission that looks like shit

[veeranger]

literally every single case in aa

prosecutor: phoenix wright we hate your pussy

the crowd: boo we hate your pussy boo

the judge: *bangs gavel* mr wright im afraid that this court hates your pussy

phoenix: 

[2sweet4]

dont listen to them phoenix your pussy is banging and tight as hel

[2sweet4]

im counting it as a war crime to leave this in the tags

[byakogan]

[toastbutteregg]

[kadimakara]

[pseudomantis]

so completely obsessed with everything about these images

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Bilbo: I did something terrible.

Thorin: It’s okay, I have a shovel.

Bilbo: Wait, what do you think I did?

Thorin: It doesn’t matter, no one will ever know.

[depsidase]

[thebadduckartist]

[loving-not-heyting]

[whalesharks-archive-deactivated]

having a hyperfixation feels like this image

[solitarelee]

The wildest thing about those “straight guys dressing femme just to get chicks” posts are……….. okay. S….so? Like, if women are out here absolutely horny off their rockers for femme guys (which, I mean, probably), like, okay, then do that. Put on a skirt if that’s the new m/f mating call of the decade. Why not? Girls who’re into men deserve a guy who looks hot in a skirt. How is this any different then when guys in unison decided to start wearing skinny jeans or showing off their butts more? Literally what is the harm even if straight guys are just doing it to appeal to women??? They’re allowed to try to appeal to women, that’s who they want to date….

[ratprince]

Ok I’ve seen chucklefucks on both this and the other post mentioned and as a Freshly Minted Man here’s something else to add:

To everyone who says “but men trying to attract women is predetory” FUCK OFF with that gender essentialist bullshit! Men wanting to be attractive and desirable (even if its *gasp* hetero) isn’t inherently predetory! Men aren’t inherently predetory.

You realize by saying “men being femenin trick women into thinking they’re safe” is saying women = good, safe, soft, perfect and men = bad scary evil

And thats guess what! Sexist! Straight UP! Because women can be dangerous, predetory, whatever, and Men can want to be attractive and desirable and whatever.

Men aren’t your enemy- toxic gender roles and gender essentialism IS

[f1rstperson]

Can we talk about how goofy it is to go “well I guess men can dress however they want, BUT ONLY if they’re not trying to be attractive or meet people, otherwise it’s SUPER PREDATORY.

The entire history of dude fashion which has def been about looking attractive and appealing to women, but that’s masc and expected so that’s all fine. But if you wear a skirt or dress it’s PREDATORY.”

Just like… Some people really need to examine their biases maybe.

[eroticcannibal]

Let’s just get to the root of the issue, people are saying this shit because their is a whole system of oppression based around the idea that “men dress like women to be predators!”

It ain’t suddenly woke because folks are saying it about straight men instead of trans women.

[borderlineprettymuchdying]

Them: so which one is it?

Me: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[tommyswiseau]

criminally underrated moment

[fia-bonkginya]

6 screenshots from fantasy high, each captioned. zac, as gorgug, says, “professor aguefort, are you my dad?” brennan, as aguefort, smiles, with the caption “emotional music,” and then says, “i was about to ask you the very same thing.” gorgug, looking incredibly confused, says, “what?” finally, brennan claps his hands together and says, “moving on.” END ID]

[tridentarius-remade-deactivated]

[prideknights]

Gareth is going to bake rainbow cupcakes tomorrow! Stay tuned!

[prideknights]

It’s time! Welcome to Baking with Pride Knight Gareth!

[prideknights]

Here is what we need for the cupcakes and icing

[prideknights]

Step 1) In a large bowl, cream 230g of butter and 460g of caster sugar together until it’s lighter in colour. (Takes about 2 or 3 minutes with an electric whisk. If you’re brave enough to do it with a normal whisk, tell us how long it took) After that add in the 5 egg whites and teaspoon of vanilla extract until combined.

[prideknights]

Step 2) Add 375g of flour, 4tsp of baking powder, a pinch of salt, and 350ml of milk to the mixture, bit by bit (hopefully you have a large bowl) and mix until combined. Then separate the mixture into six different bowls.

[prideknights]

Step 3) Colour each different mixture a different colour using the gel food colouring. Mix really well, you don’t want some of the batter poking through.

[prideknights]

Step 4) Get a muffin or cupcake tray and line them with cupcake cases. Then spoon a teaspoon of each colour into the case in this order, purple, blue, green, yellow, orange and finally red.

[prideknights]

Step 5) Bake them in the middle of the oven at 180 degrees Celsius for about 18 minutes. And boom you’re done.

[prideknights]

Step 6) Just kidding, we still have to make the icing. In another large bowl, use an electric whisk to whip 225g of butter until it’s creamy. Should only take a minute or two. Then add a teaspoon of vanilla extract and mix until combined. Then add 480g of powdered sugar and 4 tablespoons of milk in alternating parts. Then mix on a high speed for a minute or two. After that, the icing should be super fluffy!

*cupcakes ready in 20 minutes!*

[prideknights]

Here. They. Are.

Rainbow Cupcakes

Friends, help yourselves!

[literally-thecouncil-lol]

I said it once and I’ll say it again. I love these guys!

[impiusangelus]

Gordon Ramsey could never

[reverseracism]

“Kalief Browder allegedly stole a backpack at 16, spent 3 yrs at Riker's Island without trial.

Riley Williams stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and tried selling it the Russians. She was released to her mother

There are two justice systems in America #BlackLivesMatter”

[coyotesmokebreak]

And let’s be clear—he didn’t “just” spend three years at Rikers.

He was placed in solitary confinement the majority of his time there. It caused severe, horrifying psychosis.

He ultimately killed himself bc it was THAT difficult and painful to live in the wake and effects of someone lying about him and sending him to three years of torture. As a child.