littlefroggyfairy

22 | annie | she/her author | beta reader | chaos gremlin we stan isack hadjar in this household

[bacxstagerider]

you mean to tell me that oscar piastri won the 81st belgian gp?

[verstappenalty]

f1 is funny bc it's basically a series of people going "max is the nicest person I've ever met. he saved my grandmother's life and raised my son for me" and the british media asking brave and original questions like "is max verstappen the devil from hell?"

[carpe-mamilia]

One million pounds to the writer of this caption in the Guardian please

[iz-robin]

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

[matthgeek]

Well that's not staying in the tags

[verstappenalty]

nico rosberg: he's a psychopath. he's crazy. he refuses to give in and is totally relentless. you just don't know what he is going to do next.

teenage max verstappen: #keep #pushing

[bakugeorge]

did not have oscar being one of the most frequent texters in the driver's group chat on my bingo card

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[valyrfia]

you are an f1 driver. you spend a majority of the year travelling around the same 24 locations in an insane little bubble with the same coworkers you’ve known since you were ten. you move to monaco where your coworkers are also your neighbours. you finally manage to escape for two weeks to a secluded spot on a yacht in the med except wait, who’s that guy on the boat next to you? it’s your coworker. another coworker is also on the boat behind you, another on the boat to the other side. you are an f1 driver. you can never escape your coworkers.

[jurisfictional]

then you retire at the ripe old age of 35. you have no education so you have two choices. you can either vanish into the ether and are never seen in the paddock again (raikkonen-style). or you can make your whole personality f1 and hang out in the paddock every weekend (button-style). with the same coworkers who you've known since you were ten.

[toribellsa]

😳😳😳

[leclerrari]

i must not trust ferrari. trusting ferrari is the mind killer. trusting ferrari is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my trust in ferrari. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the trust in ferrari has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[artismonkeys]

i love you sports <3

[artismonkeys]

i hate you sports

[crokitheloki]

everyone say thank you ao3 volunteers you're the best ao3 volunteers ily ao3 volunteers

[loveridden1999]

i love sports because i love winning & praying on other's downfall for petty reasons & most importantly. the narrative.

[formula-history]

I'm anti-conspiracy theory unless it's a really fun one.

Mercedes having illegal engines? ❌Boring, unoriginal, repetative, demonstratably false

The Aston Martin is falling apart because the ghost of Ayrton Senna is invisibly pulling apart the machine as it's driven, just to fuck with Adrian Newey? ✔ Interesting, different, haven't seen it before, you can't prove that's not happening.

[megawoah81]

well that was upsetting

[littlefroggyfairy]

briefly coming back online to share that my sister just pronounced “cacio e pepe” as “kachow ee pep” and i think my soul just left my body

[littlefroggyfairy]

my sister just called me and without a hello she said “i’m wearing sunglasses in the house to manifest the sun to come out. it’s working”