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Hello! My name is Matt (he/him) welcome to my hoard of reblogs.Side blog is rex-felix

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[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[bimboid]

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[kotortwo]

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

[haarleps-moved-deactivated20240]

For anyone worried about missing anything in BG3 or replaying the game and wanting to find something they missed there’s a ton of checklists available online and I’m just gonna post the ones I’ve been using for all the acts in case anybody else wants to reference them!

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 1 Checklist: Every Main and Side Quest Before the Point of No Return

Act 1 of 'Baldur's Gate 3' can take dozens of hours to complete, with a multitude of sidequests and activities. Here's everything you need t

Everything to Do in 'Baldur’s Gate 3' Act 2, Before the Point of No Return

Act 2 in 'Baldur's Gate 3' is a massive undertaking, with a lot of hidden quests and details. Here's everything you'll want to do in the Sha

Baldur's Gate 3: Act 3 quest list for BG3

Act Three is jam-packed with quests for you to complete.

Baldur's Gate 3: All Missable Side Quests & Content in Act 3 of BG3

Don't miss any Act 3 side quest and secret available in Baldur's Gate 3 with this guide.

Everything to Do in Baldur’s Gate 3 Act 3, Before the Point of No Return

Act 3 of Baldur's Gate 3 is massive, finally taking you the titular city itself. Here's everything you'll want to see and do.

[virqosgroove]

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Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!

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[ownerofidaho]

Thats freaky.

[fluffykitty149]

fun

[fluffykitty149]

I need my new mutuals to have fun

[pansyfemme]

i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

[aflo]

i hate when somebody posts some shit on here like "it's gay as fuck for a man to eat breakfast" because then im like well shit now i gotta start eating breakfast or i won't be gay anymore

[calm-before-the]

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

[ad-meliora-ex-nihilo]

It’s FUVKING awesome that I’m a man actually, fucking love my gender and the fact that it’s dude

[gorgynei]

[ID: A person leaning against a railing, with text above them edited to read, "I bring a sort of "im a werewolf" vibe to gender that cis people don't really like". End ID.]

[pinene]

Lying in bed hairy as hell

[homunculus-argument]

Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

[byelacey]

if i hear too many sounds i turn into an asshole and i am sorry

[gmbeowulf]

I am very familiar with There Have Been Too Many Things.

[willowheartswarriors]

[nicostiel]

[afloweroutofstone]

I don’t even want to write a review of “Top Gun: Maverick” honestly, I’ve seen 1,500+ movies and I’ve never finished one that left me more depressed about the future of this country. I just want to stop thinking about it

[afloweroutofstone]

By popular demand:

[nibeul]

"western military movie" is literally the worst genre of film in existence

[nibeul]

I want to make it 100% clear this is me expressing my deep seated hatred for the military propaganda movies that the west continues to pump out. literally every movie where some white military guys are in the Middle East, Africa, Asia, etc., I hate them all. Every narrative where it’s like “oh, he felt bad about killing the people there” I genuinely could not hate more. It’s always some flavor of “this poor Brown/Black kid dies :[ and they feel really bad about it :[ but they had to do it to stop suicide bombers :[” or “the white MC realizes that war is WRONG in the middle of the movie and it’s only then that he actually views the people (always poc) he’s killing as human”. Ohhhh they feel SO bad about killing these people, and we’re supposed to sympathize with them even as they continue to kill in the name of the West’s imperialism. I hope every director who continues to put this shit out burns.

[nibeul]

in lieu of top gun coming out, tapping the sign again and reminding y'all that it's literally just military propaganda for the US to continue its imperialism n I hope every director who continues to push this shit out—along with the military that sanctions it—burns.