oozey mess
AnasAbdin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Love Begins
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
shark vs the universe
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
styofa doing anything
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todays bird
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies
blake kathryn
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Andulka
Three Goblin Art
Jules of Nature
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@littlegrayraincloud
Shawshank Redemtion: When Andy is telling Red about his dream to move to Zihuatanejo and buy a boat Red tells Andy that he shouldn’t waste his time on ‘shitty pipedreams’. Andy literally crawls through a shitty pipe in order to fulfil is dream
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen, ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME
LARGE BAGUETTE
IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN
LARGE BAGUETTE!
AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS - IM!
LARGE BAGUETTE!
WATCH MY SAUTEEING I’M GLAZING I’M GRATING IM-
LARGE BAGUETTE
I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS
LARGE BAGUETTE
I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS… AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS
we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips
we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, there’s something else we need
SMALL HAM MAN
I’m reading up on chocolate frog cards in the Harry Potter universe, for reasons, and-
“Came up with the ever changing floor plan.”
Really, Ravenclaw? Really?
“You know what this school needs? To not make any sense-”
“Rowena, I don’t think-”
“Exactly, you don’t think. I’m brilliant and this is perfect. Moving staircases, walls that think they’re doors-”
“But how will the students get to class?”
“They’ll have to figure it out.”
“…”
“Everyday. They will figure it out everyday. My students will live in a tower and navigate these stairs every time.”
“The stairs move! This doesn’t seem safe…I think I’ll put my common room in the basement, Rowena.”
“Ditto. I think the dungeons would be safer…”
“…My kids will brave these stairs. I’ll take the other tower.”
#Rowena snipes that ‘cunning’ means Salazar’s students should be able to handle the moving architecture#Salazar snipes back that ‘cunning’ means knowing when and how to avoid unnecessary bullshit#meanwhile Godric is just yelling PARKOUR! and Rowena is all That’s Not What I Meant#Helga would like her students to make it to class on time and without any broken bones#ninety percent of the reliable secret passages were a team effort by Helga and one of the others#to make sure the house elves could get around all right (via @mzminola)
#i feel like the collaboration was probably hufflepuff and slytherin#in the only time they ever worked together#helga: students and house elves can move safely!#salazar: more places to hide snakes#salazar is like we should make these accessible to people with no legs#helga is like i mean i agree but why are you being so nice about this#salazar is like no reason hey I’m just gonna make some of these rely on snake language for fun#do you think a fifty foot snake would fit in this passage asking for a friend (via @dinosauriaawesome)
i’m literally crying this is 100% what happened
(hey tumblr please don’t delete the previous people’s comments like you did the last time i added someone’s tags to a post mmkay)
No but that’s actually so clever okay like the people who live in the castle would get a general idea of the patterns and how to move around efficiently but like for anyone planning on attacking it would be impossible to infiltrate like how the hell do I attack the headmaster when I can’t even find the bathroom why the fuck am I in a chemistry supply closet okay these stairs went to the main hall but now I’m on my way to the broom closets holy fucking shit fuck leonard SAID the dorm was on the left of the three headed hippogriff but I’m here and it’s just a painting of a man with a donkey face is this a fucikgin joke leonard do you think this is funny because it’snot. its not okay siri how the hell do i get to the nearest anything “here is: the nearest painting” like fuck you siri
actually considering all this, the changing floorplan probably worked exactly as designed when it came to the battle of hogwarts in the late 90′s. the invasion was towards the end of the term, so the students, especially the renegade students in hiding, had the full term to master getting around the school quickly, quietly, and efficiently. the invading deatheaters were generally their parents’s ages, and hadn’t been back to hogwarts in several decades, if they’d even attended at all. so, while the adult invaders easily outmatched the adolescent defenders in strength and skill, hogwarts was a lethal maze to the deatheaters, while it was home to the kids.
rowena knew what the fuck she was doing.
This post kept getting better and better.
This fandom is amazing
When I hang out with people...
CAGAS: so I've been thinking....
Me: mmmhmmm
CAGAS: I want to make sure I mean it before I say it. Because when I say it, your head may explode.
Me: .......
CAGAS: ......
Me: ......
CAGAS: ....
Me: *begins to giggle*
CAGAS: oh god
Me: *begins to cackle*
CAGAS: ......
Me: *cackles*
CAGAS: alright. Let's watch Merlin
Me: *screaming*
*several hours later*
CAGAS: I hate you and your stupid show
Me: *cackling*
The Rising 1916 Movie just posted new photos on twitter! Colin Morgan and Brendan Coyle script reading! You know what this means! The movie is going ahead!!! Woo hoo!
ok wait
Les Mis where everything is the same except Fantine is played by Kermit the Frog. But there’s no other muppets. So like you watch the show because you’re not sure this is real, but no! You see Kermit the Frog sell his hair and his body to help his young impoverished daughter. And after Fantine dies, the show goes back to normal and proceeds as usual. And the show is long that you question whether that actually happened by the time it gets to bring him home. And you decide that couldn’t possibly have happened. But right as Jean Valjean is dying, and the audience is sobbing, you hear a familiar voice: TAKE MY HAND-
@i-have-the-charm-of-a-dead-slug
Boing boing boing boing boing
Boing boing boing boing boing
- IM NOT SURE IF WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HIS TITTIES OR HIS DICK BUT OH GOD (via sebuttchinstan)
#i was so distracted by his star spangled titties that i didnt notice the bulge of freedom #wELL GAWDDAMN theres a fuckin eagle in ur pants (via winterthirst)
Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong
Me: this is just a casual form of enjoyment. This is a healthy way to express my appreciation for this fandom
Also me: *reblogs 200 different memes in the fandom within 5 minutes, loses followers for filling their dashboard with unrelatable trash*
Chef Ramsey is my hero....
Dad: What's taking so long with dinner?
Me: I'm plating as fast as I can! The meat isn't cutting prettily.
Mum: It's fine. It doesn't have to look perfect
Me: Don't say that. Gordon might hear you.
-next day-
Van on the road: We'll paint the inside of your house in 1 day!
Me: Psh. Gordon's design team can paint and decorate an entire restaurant over night.
Tobias: Oh, stop booing. There’s nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
(3 July 2016)
Remember: He's 98, not dead. 🎈
is all we have left of these b r o k e n memories
