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He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen, ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME

LARGE BAGUETTE

1780skid

IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN

acchronychal

LARGE BAGUETTE!

lemongrassxsleep

AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS - IM!

chuuchuuz

LARGE BAGUETTE!

1780skid

WATCH MY SAUTEEING I’M GLAZING I’M GRATING IM-

chuuchuuz

LARGE BAGUETTE

1780skid

I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS

chuuchuuz

LARGE BAGUETTE

1780skid

I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS… AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS

bwayparker

we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips

chuuchuuz

we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, there’s something else we need

bwayparker

SMALL HAM MAN

#always happy to see this post going around #hamilton

txttletale

yes on one hand it is not an effective refutation of andrew tate’s ideology to say he has a small dick but on the other hand greta thunberg is 19 years old and literally never wanted to be a public figure and was @ed out of nowhere by a sex pest youtube personality i think she can say whatever she wants. get some perspective

txttletale

like if i had 1 billion twitter followers or whatever and had had to spend years with right-wing commentators harassing me and making weird sexual comments about me and also getting trotted out to eb ignored at a climate summit every year like a show pony id be fucking killing and eating people at that point

#icon #greta thunberg

i-believe-in-unicorns-and-you

surprised that elementary (american sherlock show) isn’t more popular bc this version of sherlock does his own tattoos, keeps bees, fucks, is kind (kinda) and oh, LUCY LIU is in it, like what’s not to love

#elementary #best sherlock version by FAR #also lucy liu #LUCY LIU #!!!!!!

french people speaking english unprompted and with each other has to be one of the least realistic parts about emily in paris

#french people make no effort whatsoever #french #english #emily in paris

effemimaniac

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

bakugou-kacchan

why were you at mad at me island

#rip

stephaniebaetriz

Pride (2014), dir. Matthew Warchus.

#pride #movies

she's right and she should say it !

#philomena cunk #cunk on earth #im crying #we're all gonna die

wizardpotions

I love getting in the way of cars as a pedestrian, what are you gonna do? Vehicularly manslaughter me?

wizardpotions

Car drivers in the notes getting so mad they're not just allowed to kill people who minorly inconvenience them actually.

#ptdr l'autre jour #j'étais au passage piéton et une bagnole a voulu accélerer #vas-y frère les urgences sont à 300m

im howling, in emily in paris someone comments on her insta "who needs a job when you have paris" and like you can't even go to the toilet without paying in paris how do you wanna survive without a job (if you're not a rich heir that is)

#emily in paris #Paris #netflix #lmaoooo #this is too funny #paris is expensive #and the things she tries afterwards ???#girl is dropping a month salary into that mousse au chocolat

isleofapplepies

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.