Ju-Gs Blog

ju-gs blog

[toyux2matome]

2021

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

whoever invented stuffed animals really just understood whats important in life. sometimes you just wanna hold a guy

[pikky126]

life is good again (ordered something online)

[teapartyspider]

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[unclefather]

[owocrime]

snucklet (snow sucklet)

[owocrime]

he want… nutrience

[aurosoul]

he’s just............. STANDING THERE!!!!!!

[sasukesun]

he’s a fictional character to you, i know him personally

[thewhiteladyofrohan]

and he loves me

[tamamita]

Do you think peach is ok with Mario controlling others in Odyssey because as a monarch she’s used to enforcing her will upon others?

[drememoto]

i’m your biggest fan

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[dojacat]

[leefi]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[moonsterm]

that means the angels are babysitters then

[p0rn-daddy]

this just made my day thanks

credit

[dandelionpaint]

Say sike right now

[pretzelcoatll]

Only the best for my pet Turtle Stuart

[catasters]