Giant Woman - Steven Universe I had a lot of people request this from me and I haven’t been in a uke mood until today…so here it is! I hope you all enjoy it!

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Giant Woman - Steven Universe I had a lot of people request this from me and I haven’t been in a uke mood until today…so here it is! I hope you all enjoy it!
someone: everything will be okay
me: source?
You’re safe.
There’s nothing chasing you. There won’t be a face in the window. Nothing is following you up the stairs. Nothing is under your bed. You can throw your legs over your bed, you can have your arm over the side of the bed, because nothing is out to get you. I promise. I’m here to protect you. I’ll kick its ass.
You’re safe.
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR EVERYTHING.
just in case guys
it could happen to anyone
the “woman is telling male romantic interest that she is upset about something and said male romantic interest shuts her up by kissing her without her permission and she struggles briefly but then melts into the kiss and she’s done being angry now because all she really needed was, not to have her concerns listened to, but instead to be sexually assaulted into silence, because men get to decide how valid women’s feelings are and how those feelings should be dealt with, I guess, and then they make out” is one of the most disgusting tropes I have ever laid my eyes on and it needs to die right now immediately
also the shitty sibling of this trope, aka “woman is upset/grieving and man (who may or may not be her romantic interest) hugs her ~to comfort her~ despite the fact that she tries to get away/says ‘no’ and/or struggles, sometimes violently, against said hug. until, of course, she collapses and starts sobbing, maybe hugs him back, thus proving he was totally right to completely ignore her refusals bc women of course don’t really know what they need, men do.“
burn these tropes. burn them, bury them, and salt the fucking earth so nothing may ever grow there.
All the things I can’t seem to grasp
WE DID THE MASH
*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*
WE DID THE MONSTER MASH
*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*
THE MONSTER MASH
*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
IT IS JULY YOU HEATHENS
MONSTER MASH
I T C A U G H T O N I N A F L A S H
(18+)
*walks into art museum*
Hi I'm here to donate myself.
why make mermaids all babygirly when you can give them
razor sharp teeth
no boobs and nipples at all
a fin twice as long as their human torso
white fogged eyes with only long slits as pupils
ability to imitate every sound they hear
yes……
Me: Alright, are you ready, Hattie?
Hattie: Meow
Me: *sings* ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mraaow
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: Mrah
Me: ♪ If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it, say “meow” ♪
Hattie: *rolls over* Mwraaah!
This is way too fucking precious.
I can’t click my reblog button hard enough
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!
this made me cry happy tears
Wish I had this
I wish
people who are rude to their parents
people who are rude to other people’s parents
Me over the past few months, selfie confidence through the rooooooof~
ugh so cute
OH MY GOODNESS..
The Faerie Court by inkscribble
Soar like a comet!
Drew my favorite babies for a new print!! I realized the last full sized print I did for Steven Universe is almost two years old, so its about time I fixed that!
If you’d like this print be sure to drop by my table at akon! :0