Curiouser and curiouser

Hi, I'm a horribly awkward nurse in training, this blog is a compilation of things that make me feel things, are pretty, are terribly humorous, or related to my magnitude of fandoms 😊

[aurjeon]

i love this boy so much

[glittergradient]

dan and phil in youtube rewind 2014 - 2017

[sckrewedup-deactivated20220616]

When you’re on the phone with your girl and the squad is being childish.

[reibeibei]

My friends

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

LMAO!

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

used to do this all the time lmao

[tobamory]

The fact that this is universal still kills me

[llamanamedcarl]

Bruh this man was ready to hop out of a moving car😂

[basilhearsanoise]

their laughs are so hearty and adorable

[ibadbitch]

He snatched his own headpiece off😭

[rosesojin-deactivated20210814]

He’s basically telling his girlfriend that he is far away but isn’t too far as to not make it back in time and then his friends grab his head wrap and he’s telling them “come on guys, stop!” (With joking connotation) and they’re all laughing omg this is amazing

(For anyone who doesn’t speak Arabic and wanted translation)

[untitled56701]

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[billiondollarblog]

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[writing-prompt-s]

“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”

[space-and-thyme]

[jellygay]

I spat my cappuccino everywhere

[nuclearparade]

You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

[ayearofdan]

Actually, on the subject of age, let me throw a quick little PSA your way. Kids don’t lie to adults about your age on the internet. Please. Let adults live in their comfort zones. I know we often hear it the other way around, which is also not okay, but last night I found out a girl I’d been speaking to who said she was mid twenties was actually sixteen. It just… it makes me feel uncomfortable. Please respect adults and what they want. Please don’t lie so that you can engage with them. It’s not cool. That’s all. Thanks.

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

#also it makes it difficult for adults to be responsible #an adult is going to talk differently to another adult than they are to a kid or teenager #just don’t lie to people????

[boycub]

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

[boycub]

Its getting close to Halloween again so I just thought I’d reblog this again

[archdemonsblood]

And if “don’t be rude to teenagers over a stupid jawbreaker” isn’t enough for you, consider 

You can’t tell how old a kid is just by looking. I’ve known multiple 5th graders who were taller than I am, and I’m 25 years old. With their faces hidden by masks, you won’t be able to tell they’re elementary schoolers, but they still are. 

Lots of older siblings are expected to take their younger siblings trick-or-treating, and they only get paid in candy. 

You don’t know if that teenager is developmentally disabled. 

You don’t know if that teenager spent most of their childhood in a hospital or sick and has never had the traditional trick-or-treat experience before.

You don’t know if this is that teenager’s first Halloween in America, and they just want to experience a piece of American culture.

You don’t know if that teenager ever gets candy any other day of the year. 

You don’t know if that teenager has eaten anything at all today. 

And those are just things I can think of off the top of my head. 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[dailylmm]

[arxmos-deactivated20170825]

The fact that this is a 2pm tweet and not a 2am tweet is what gets me.

[officialfrenchtoast]

Chinese SWAT officer unable to get time off 24 hr shift to take wedding photos. Studio comes to his station instead. [via]

[themarsultor]

Everybody needs to step they game up I swear this shit goes so hard.

[shiraglassman]

From My Orthodox Yeshiva to Standing With My Husband Under the Huppah

My gay identity and my Jewish identity were like tolerant neighbors who refused to socialize with one another. After many failed first dates and unfulfilling excursions in online dating, I realized that finding someone who could understand my faith and share in my family’s culture was more important than I thought.

A look into one man’s gay Judaism.

I watched my parents relax, settle in, and get to know him. Over the course of that dinner, something changed for my parents. My homosexuality had transformed from an abstract, scary idea into something beautiful and palpable: the connection they recognized between me and David, holding hands next to each other, laughing and kibitzing with them at their dinner table.

[darkhei-noam]

OK this is nice but the sweetest part is that their names are DAVID and JONATHAN and their huppah has the verse from I Sam 18:1, “And Jonathan’s soul was knit up with David’s soul and he loved him as his own.” Too much cute!!!!

[chismosavirus]

THIS IS SO FUNNY (source: https://twitter.com/misharius/status/811934952094769152)

[nevver]

[nevver]

Springtime for Vincent

[nevaehtyler]

Come on, we do know why they don’t teach us that.

[winestainedlinen-archive-deacti]

omg

[lagonegirl]

[lifeofmythoughts-blog]

THIS. IS. ABSOLUTELY. INCREDIBLE. 🙌🏾 Unbelievable talent.

[guardyourheartstrings]

Who is the artist?

[blackfashion]

Arinze Stanley 

ig: @harinzeyart