Pink Princess

I'm Audrey||19||Cali||Kpop & cute stuff!

[zyxszis]

me w food: um 120 cals is way too much for one serving….

me, drinking a 300 cal coffee: mm cofy

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[gobblechopstv]

[klubbhead]

Marge is a ride or die kinda bitch

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed gecko

[duckbunny]

he’s got BONES in there

[deactivated-102479239856294-dea]

[k-leori]

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

[queerjoys]

Love me some rocks

[turing-tested]

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

[turing-tested]

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

[turing-tested]

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

[existenceisanillusion]

[bombing]

finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice

[rubyandthestewartbrothers]

did you puke on her? 

[bombing]

that’s not important. what’s important is that she knows how i feel now

[peregrinelight]

y’all: my love language is ‘words of affirmation’!

me, an intellectual: praise kink

[peregrinelight]

i see y'all liking this but not reblogging y'all are COWARDS

[we-love-gaming]

[thiccgamergothgf-deactivated202]

this is one of the most 2012 things i have seen in gaming memes and im still fucking laughing

[chrissongzzz]

[findyourbalance1-deactivated202]

Lmfaooooo I would’ve shut tf out the door

[melaninondeck-deactivated201907]

Yall stupid as hell for editing that song like that

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

im dead LMFAOOOOO

[gif87a-com]

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

[espressobean]

[gorps]

Hey everyone how’s ur day im in traffic bc a fucking plane crashed on the freeway

[gorps]

Average day on a california freeway

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

is. that a Luftwaffe plane??

[kkoongie]

It sure is!

[transfemininomenon]

not to say anything positive about america but the revolutionaries inventing guerrilla warfare is the funniest shit to me they were just like “hey what if instead of standing in lines all orderly getting shot what if we like, didn’t” and the brits were just like “what the fuck. what the fuck is happening this isn’t in the rule book what the fuck”

[blackqueerblog]

This is so sweet! Ugh my heart 😩 Made my entire day. True love is a beautiful thing, and everyone deserves to experience it.