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Zuza,20 This is a blog full of random things ♥

[mockwa]

🎼 Нетспасибо

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Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[argumate]

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

[ginger-ale-official]

Tumblr made no nut November permanent

[transpondster]

[0l0x]

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

[lovinglystar]

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

[cottagesmasher]

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

[wizzardhat]

these ads are pure fucking gold i haven’t stopped laughing for at least 7 minutes

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

sexy plague doctor costume

[harpyhormones]

thats just a plague doctor costume

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

u passed the test

[dexthorn]

hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

[snapscube]

did u buy it with money

[dexthorn]

i did, in fact, purchase it with money

[snapscube]

[dexthorn]

[dykerouxls]

i dont trust birds. fuckin hollow bones. suspicious. what are you hiding in there

[dykerouxls]

fuck. shit. youre right. fuck.

[choodraws]

a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea

[parkchanwoohoo]

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

[parkchanwoohoo]

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”

“I’m…not doing that”

“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

[parkchanwoohoo]

[gokuma]

[parkchanwoohoo]

This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[setheverman]

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

[deplcythebattery]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[haiaoac]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

[mouzeron]