Stay Frosty Boys

“Anything’s a dildo if your daring enough. -Abe Lincoln” -Danny Avidan

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[paper-wounds]

[thisandthatandeverythinginbtween]

This.

[hornestoothgap]

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[reasonsforhope]

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[seerofmike]

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

[seerofmike]

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

[gpedia]

customer facing worker faces customers politely more at ten

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

[stabethadeathwhisper]

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

[mysteryteacup]

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[remanence-of-love]

[tall]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow